Firm-breasted, hard bodied women

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  1. andrewdt85

    andrewdt85 New Member

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    I want to marry a hard, muscular woman with firm round breasts and a pretty face. One of those women with really hard bodies but not too much muscle like those horrible female weight-lifters. A woman just like her:

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    except that her breasts are not quite big and round enough.

    Women with those qualifications are hard to find, except on comic book covers:

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    except that her arms are just a tinsy too big.

    Those woman are beautiful AND have the firm body (but not too muscular) and large, firm, round breasts. Where can I find women with these qualifications? Where can I find pics of women like this, so I can at least pretend I'm married to one.
     
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  2. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    :barf: no wonder you can't find her, she only exists on comic book covers, and even then you are judging her physique :rolleyes:
     
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    Women who work out enough to have that sort of muscle mass and tone will not have large breasts. Breasts are fat.
    You are doomed to jack it to comic book covers forever I'm afraid.
     
  4. andrewdt85

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    It's okay, I changed my mind. My perfect woman doesn't have to fit most of those qualifications, just the part about large breasts that don't sag much. combined with a perfect slender body, feminine face and arms and such, like this:

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    If I was rich, I'd marry her or someone like her. :x:
     
  5. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    That's why most body-building women have fake breasts.
     
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    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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  7. andrewdt85

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    To get back to the op, this is the type of woman I was describing:

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  8. Yail Bloor

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    The picture of the real woman he posted is not a body builder.

    Female body builders use performance enhancing drugs to attain their muscle mass.

    I doubt he wants to date a woman with more testosterone than he has.

    The woman in that picture is going to be attracted to a man who is in excellent physical condition and most likely a guy with a lot of muscle mass.
     
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  10. andrewdt85

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    why? her face isn't 10 out of 10, but it ain't bad either. what's gross about her? she's not soft like most chicks, but that's the point of this thread.

    who's with me?
     
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    she appears to lack feminine curves

    poor waist-to-hip ratio

    everything about her looks fake. i like natural women.

    girl in the first pic has feminine shape and she's not fake looking at all
     
  12. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I was just pointing out that body builder woman, along with woman as displayed in the first picture tend to get implants.

    And yeah, those women are usually only attracted to other gymheads like themselves.

    What do you have to offer OP?
     
  13. andrewdt85

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    I've now completely changed my tastes. I want the superman woman or someone like her (the picture above in the thread). I was just in a freaky mood when I said I wanted muscular women like the ones in the other pics. I get weird tastes sometimes when I'm horny. Sometimes it's fat chicks, sometimes it's black chicks, this time it was muscular chicks. Oh well, that phase is over. :wiggle:
     
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    honestly I have been with some hardbody sporty chicks who don't have big boobs and i definitely miss the big boobs and nice hips of more regular girls. I have been with two girls who had breast that were entirely too "firm" to the point where i would describe them more as "hard" :ugh: i previously had no idea there was such a thing as too firm. I have never been with a girl who seriously lifts, but it is defintiely on my todo list.

    that being said, my next girlfriend will be a gym rat, and im hoping for C's at least though that is negotiable. I would promise pictures, except really you are creepy as hell and if i do post pictures I will make sure that i am on your ignore list first.
     
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    But you know what? Everyone can have their own personal tastes. If everyone liked the same type of woman, there'd be way more competition.
     
  17. Please spare us that too. I've dated a bodybuilder chick and well I'm never doing that again.

    Beast
     
  18. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    i dunno about all that, but michelle pfeiffer as catwoman was hot stuff.

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    and towards the end of the movie where her leather suit was all ripped up... man, i was 5 years old thinking, "what the hell is going on in my pants right now?"
     
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    HouseLing When masturbations lost its fun you'r fucking lazy

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    I'm imagining the original poster is a 39 year old living in his mom's basement.....Comic book guy is that you?
     
  21. iwishyouwerebeer

    iwishyouwerebeer you shut your cunt Moderator

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    I'm more picturing a 15 year old kid who doesn't talk to anyone but himself.
     
  22. The Secretary

    The Secretary My domestic skills will rock your socks off!

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    his lame attempts at attention whoring, he's created a few threads in Ontopic that are aw'ish. A noob trying too hard to fit in however he is pissing more people off than anything.
     
  23. Jimeigh

    Jimeigh Every rook and jay in the corvidae have been raven

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    no one agrees with me about the catwomen? you kids are lame. LAME.
     
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    skitcy uhm title! ok

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    haha so true :ugh:
     
  25. andrewdt85

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    i'm not actually an attention whore, but i do end up pissing off message board users and getting kicked from every mess. board i join b/c of my extreme tendencies towards starting angry, sexist, intolerant threads, as well as threads in which i am earnest about weird sexual tendenies and such. but this is who i really am- a guy who hates a lot of things, wants to change them, and is earnest about personal stuff.
     

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