Sooo I know that I have always been a believer that when seemingly str8t men tell me that they are not gay because they aren’t attracted to men in general, but attracted specifically to me, clearly they are just deep in the closet. But now, I am not so sure… I have a friend who has been gay for as long as I’ve known him. But not my kind of gay, but the slavishly slob kind of gay. The I won’t bathe for2 days, shave for 3 days, and be completely unconcerned with whether my clothes are dirty or clean kind of gay. He’s the ‘I wanna be a cop’ kind of gay. I call him when I have car problems, need my satellite adjusted, or need some need clarification on some sports related issue. But he has been known to be attracted to queens…and Taylor (hehe). All of a sudden, I notice him getting rather touchy feely with this vegan feminist. [Now, as member of several feminist organizations, I will probably be kicked out if I ever publicly stated this, but] she is the kind of feminist with perpetually oily hair, doesn’t always wear shoes (desperately needs a pedicure), and believes not shaving her pits/legs to be a social protest. And the other night, we went to the opera (since almost all of my friends EXCEPT Taylor purchased season tickets) and they were coupled up…for the show AND for dinner. I ask, and behold: they are officially dating. WHAT THE FUCK? Uhh, just a couple weeks ago he was asking the best way to seduce Taylor, and now he has seemingly batting for the other team? Oh, but he says that he isn’t str8t, or bisexual. He is a gay male who is attracted to a woman, not women in general. So is that teh new hotness???