i know there are some of you here. the WORST thing out of the community has got to be these mailers OMG Guys, like... don't tell ANYONE because i have this HUGE FUCKING SECRET for you. I was so excited and I NEED TO TELL YOU THIS OR MY BALLS ARE GOING TO SHOOT OUT MY EARS but my chicken-wings gay-dog, pussykiller, and fatman told me I have to hold out till the record/movie/actionfigure contract is ready. O SHIT I said to much.... I haven't said enough... that's me in the corner.... thats me in the spot light.... losing my religion. YEAH See how you kept reading? So just sing that REM tune to the next hottie that walks by and BAM you open her. Thats my gift to you cuz I'm so pro SO I HAD THIS GENIUS IDEA because I'm the alphaest of the alphas. I'm like extra-credit alpha+. And my idea is so truly unique that it will BLOW YOUR MIND. Do you remember my last product, "How to spend your money, flip a coin, and pray for results" 11 DVD set? Well I bring to you my new "Stop playing WoW and maybe you'll score" 12 DVD set!!!111one I know, all the guys told me to keep this on the lowdown but I'M ONLY GOING TO SELL 432.3 COPIES and PUMP YOU WITH THE FEAR OF LOSS that we teach you is immoral to do with women! Because you are the real sucke... eh, winners! yeah.. or something! aren't i so alpha? I'm so uber-alpha I'm the letter in the greek alphabet before alpha that doesn't even exist. I'll use my uber-alpha powers to travel back in time and make up that missing letter so in the future we can use it just for me! SO ACT NOW and get your copies by hitting this button below. KEEP HITTING IT quick or this shit will disappear, its only 432.3 copies!!!!* *plus the next unlimited release that will come out a month later once you virgin asses have built up all the hype for me for free. hey, i need some dough for a new fuzzy hat.