LGBT found these in an old email, i think they are great

Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by camarosrool, Jul 18, 2008.

  1. camarosrool

    camarosrool yes i am

    Jan 20, 2007
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    Austin, TX
    1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things
    like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

    2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
    hanging around tall people will make you tall.

    3) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt
    to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the
    service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

    4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all;
    women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is
    still illegal.

    5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
    allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage
    would be destroyed.

    6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples,
    infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our
    orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

    7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents
    only raise straight children.

    8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the
    values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have
    only one religion in America.

    9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at
    home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise

    10) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
    behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal
    standing and can sign a marriage contract.
  2. blaq19

    blaq19 New Member

    Dec 2, 2006
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    Bmore - Manhattan
    love it.

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