I recieved some fresh vegetables from these women I house/pet sit for last night. Among the fruits and tomatoes was this enormous cucumber. I shit you not, it was about 14 inches long and 3'' wide. I giggled at it a bit, thinking about all those little stories you hear about desperate women and the things they do with such well endowed vegetables. So earlier today, im talking to a friend online. My friend has to go into a meeting, I get bored and so I decide I'll kill some time with masturbation. So Im laying on the bed, playing lazily with my bullet vibrator when my mind wanders over to the fridge and its hidden present inside. I stop..think a bit..then get up and go get that cucumber, now freezing cold, out of the fridge and pop it into the microwave for about 30 seconds and return to my room. Im a small girl. I can't take too much in and having only slept with one man for the past 4.5 years, my body is pretty accustomed to one size. So I was needless to say a bit concerned about how the hell i would fit that much inside me. But we all know, girls are resiliant and stretchy...and with a little natural lubrication and a little squeezing, I managed to fit a fair amount inside without too much difficulty. And wow! The feeling! I turned on my vibrator and sat on top of that cucumber and rocked back and forth slightly, feeling that little hook that nature made on this veggie rub and push against the inside of me. Soon, I was spiralling into one of the most intense orgasms ever. I held off, took a deep breath...i wasnt ready to end this yet. When the waves died down, I went to it again..and found myself in the same situation, moaning and gasping as my orgasm approached once more. I fought it back 2 more times before succumbing to it and crying out with surprise and intense pleasure before shakily removing it and collapsing on the bed, dazed. Soon, i got up, wiped it off and put it neatly back in the refrigerator. I'll be eating that later.