Today was one of my more intense workout days (see my log, http://forums.offtopic.com/showpost.php?p=84601172&postcount=40). Half way through my workout my breakfast was really starting to churn in the stomache (and I hadn't shit yet today). I was fatigued, sweating, and a little bit disoriented, but knew I MUST find the bathroom. I don't normally go to the bathroom at the school gym, but this was necessary. I finally found it, hopped on the handicap toilet, and started dropping BOMBS. Damn it felt good. So I'm sweating from just plopping over and over and gassing it out, and suddenly I hear like a dozen girls walk in. I looked through the bathroom door crack -- It was the GIRLS VOLLEYBALL team... and they are SMOKING HOT. I quickly thought about it for a second... and realized there were no urinals when I walked in. FUCK, I'M IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM. A couple girls knock and I just knock back, not wanting to tip off that I'm a dude. I figure they will NEVER leave. Fuck. I'd normally shit myself, but I just dropped every ounce of waste into this murky pond below me. One girl goes "damn it's pretty rank in here" and I almost blew my cover by cracking up, but I remained cool. After about 15 minutes, they all left. But as I was washing my hands, another one walked in, looked at me, and I smiled and said "men's room is locked". There are no locks on the doors.