Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by Equipped, Jul 3, 2005.
Any suggestions on leaning out a bit? I don't wan't to be huge just tone.
Get eaten by the loch ness monster?
Lake Lewisville, not Loch Ness. Any suggestions from someone more smarter?
i'd say do 300 crunches and follow that up with a protein shake with 30 fish oil capsules mixed in. the addition of fish oil will cause the fish to be attracted to you and everyone will notice the guy with fish circling around him. they'll then realize that the fish are coming to you because you're so swole and everyone will live happily ever after
Well one time, I believe it was July, there's a knock on the door. I open it and there's this cute little girlscout, and she says to me "would you like to buy some cookies?" And I said "well what kind do you have?" She had thin mints, graham crunches, raisin oatmeal, and I said "We'll take a graham crunch."
She looks at me and she says, "I need about a tree fiddy!"
Well it was about that time that I noticed this "girl scout" was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era! I said "DAMMIT MONSTA, GET OFF MY LAWN! I AIN'T GIVIN YOU NO TREE FIDDY!" He said "well how about two fiddy?" I said "OH NO ITS ONLY TWO FIDDY, WHAT IS THERE A SALE ON LOCH NESS MUNCHIES OR SOMETHIN?"
You lost me, what about a 10 min juice fast?
i say do a rapid ecy stack using 100g each E, C, and Y.
It's all good, I just flexed my griping muscles to detract from by fat midsection.
I love this shit.
"I ga' him tree fiddy last week!"
"WOMAN, YOU DID WHAT?!"