Ok, this last Saturday night was my first experience ever being drunk...not just tipsy, intoxicated. I had a blast, I drove home with my husbands brother and his (insert nastiest name ever) girlfriend. I was in the backseat and my cute drunk'n self decided to start playing with my brother-inlaws hair (he has very long hair past his shoulders). I am awesome at head/neck/back rubs so I started doing my awesome thang. He starts moaning and sighing like he is gonna cum all over the place, it also doesn't help he is saying that it is by far the best massage he has ever received and that I should be a professional ...blahblah...The girlfriend who is legally insane turns the music up to avoid hearing her boyfriends moans of pleasure. At that point I realized she was getting pissed! Of course I don't stop because I am not doing anything wrong, this guy is like a brother to me and there is nothing inappropriate about me giving him a little rub. So he then turns down the music (lol) and keeps going...this is where we almost died. She begins to drive like a fucking crazy person (like she is) swerving everywhere, speeding and she almost lost control and then almost rear ended a truck. Since I was drunk and so was he we just kept having a great time pissing her off! It got to the point where she told me to sit back and put my seat belt on!!! I said I'm pretty sure if you are over the age of 12 and 70lbs I don't need the belt, but at that point I was scared that she was going to commit double homicide and suicide. (she already has one suicide attempt under her belt ) When we get home I thank her for the ride (this was like a 25min long massage/ride home) I go the kitchen and hear him telling her in the foyer that I'm his brothers wife, there is nothing to be jealous about and stop being a freaking jealous psycho. The whole time we were there for vacation this bitch was a fucking well...bitch...it made my vacation to piss her off that bad! I never understood the allure of making other girls jealous until Saturday night! Big Ego Boost For Me and Pissed off a Bitch I Hate. Does life get any better?