Ok, first off, this is weird.. Two friends and I were shooting pool Saturday night, and while I was off getting something to drink, They somehow started talking to these 3 women, oddly enough, all dressed in pink..So they were sitting there bsing, I introduced myself as usual, Well they started talking about fucking and wanting some dick, they were pretty and all, but WAAAAAY to whorish for me, kinda sad coming from a 20 year old guy huh..? HAHA! Anyways, I was done with my game, so I took a seat while my 2 friends played a game, well during the game I was talking to one of them about how easy it SHOULD be for a girl to get some dick, (told u this was odd), Well, she goes, "Really, it's actually not that easy.." So I was like, "fuck it..." and said, "If I thought you could handle it, I MIGHT fuck you, If I allow it.." and she has this look on her face that was priceless, And she goes "Oh, I dont think you could scare me lil boy..". So I was thinking, "ok, whore, well see..." So I leaned really close to her and said "Im a sadist, I enjoy causing pain to those who allow me to..I love tying up a young lady such as yourself and gagging her with a ballgag and flogging your ass and back while I sodomize your asshole with the biggest feasable sex toy I can find and then grabbing you by the hair and face fucking your sweet little innocent face.." and sat back, and she just looked at me wide eyed and told her friends they needed to leave, and went and talked to some other guy's..It was funny as hell, but I couldnt have done it if I had'nt been drinking that night. That was the most disrespectful I have EVER been to a girl, and It was quite fun, But I think I would have caught something If Id pursued, So I just had some fun..It was great!