Has anyone ever dealt with the Army Corps of Engineers?

mollywhop

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having some trouble with them this week. if I ask to speak to this guy's commanding officer do you think he would appreciate the joke or just shut the entire project down for good?
 
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mollywhop

mollywhop

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Not everyone working for them is actually in the military.
I mean i assumed so I just have never really had to deal with the enforcement arm of their operation and this dude is sort of a dick. I'm used to good ol boy politics out here with just a lil hand shake and we're good to go sort of thing. they're pretty serious
 

whatever

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Feb 18, 2004
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bro he legitimately threatened to barricade our main through road like calm down man jeesh

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gona be looking like ol checkpoint charlie by the weekend

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whatever

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Feb 18, 2004
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I mean i assumed so I just have never really had to deal with the enforcement arm of their operation and this dude is sort of a dick. I'm used to good ol boy politics out here with just a lil hand shake and we're good to go sort of thing. they're pretty serious

oh boy you getting water cut off arnt ya
 
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mollywhop

mollywhop

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oh boy you getting water cut off arnt ya
nothing to do with water access or anything we have two private systems serving the community but he did narc me out to DENR who threatened me with six figure fines for doing work in a stream buffer during the trout spawning moratorium :oopsie:
 

whatever

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nothing to do with water access or anything we have two private systems serving the community but he did narc me out to DENR who threatened me with six figure fines for doing work in a stream buffer during the trout spawning moratorium :oopsie:

OH MY GOD


the trout spawning moratorium?!?!?! how could you
 

LancerV

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nothing to do with water access or anything we have two private systems serving the community but he did narc me out to DENR who threatened me with six figure fines for doing work in a stream buffer during the trout spawning moratorium :oopsie:
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I<3URANUS

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nothing to do with water access or anything we have two private systems serving the community but he did narc me out to DENR who threatened me with six figure fines for doing work in a stream buffer during the trout spawning moratorium :oopsie:
Lol. You're fucked dude.
 
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mollywhop

mollywhop

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I just let the engineer of record for the project reach out to to the USACE guy and try to straighten things out but this whole issue came up because of an "anonymous tip" about non-permitted work being done which makes zero fuckin sense at all
 

BStork

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OT only fucks with the Marine Corps of Engineers iirc.
 

BStork

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Or maybe it was the Green Lantern Corp of Engineers. IDK
 
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mollywhop

mollywhop

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i'm aware this is all super boring and didn't need a thread I'm just annoyed and bitching because it's an unnecessary delay for something that shouldn't be an issue. their whole contention is that we need additional USACE and NC DENR permitting because 1.) a culvert is being extended at the location where an engineered wall is being installed to secure a damaged/crumbling roadside, and 2.) we are doing work "in the stream" before the April 15th period where it is allowed due to trout spawning. Neither of those are correct but we're having a hell of a time explaining this and getting them to understand/accept it

it's doubly annoying because I shouldn't have to be involved in this and that's why we pay the company doing the work and the engineer, they're supposed to be handling this type of shit. I'm still responsible overall for compliance with state and fed agencies DENR, EPA etc. but should not be this hands on at all. Had I not stepped in when I did and started asking questions they'd still be sitting there with thumbs up their asses and no plan in place with a minimum 3 month delay before anything else could be done

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๐’พ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐’น๐Ÿ’ฎ๐“Š๐’ท๐“๐“Ž ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“ƒ๐Ÿ’ž๐“Ž๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐’ท๐‘’๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“Š๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐ผ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐Ÿ˜๐“Š๐“๐’น๐“ƒ'๐“‰ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‹๐‘’ ๐“‰โ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐“‹๐Ÿช๐“๐“‹๐‘’๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“‰'๐“ˆ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐“Ž ๐“Œ๐‘’ ๐“…๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐ŸŒบ๐“‚๐“…๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž ๐’น๐Ÿฌ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐Ÿ˜๐“‡๐“€ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’ ๐‘’๐“ƒ๐‘”๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘’๐‘’๐“‡, ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“Ž'๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐“Š๐“…๐“…โ€๐“ˆ๐‘’๐’น ๐“‰๐Ÿ’ฎ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น๐“๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐“Ž๐“…๐‘’ ๐ŸŒธ๐’ป ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“‰. ๐ผ'๐“‚ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐“‡๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“…๐Ÿ’—๐“ƒ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐’ท๐“๐‘’ ๐Ÿฌ๐“‹๐‘’๐“‡๐’ถ๐“๐“ ๐’ป๐ŸŒž๐“‡ ๐’ธโ๐“‚๐“…๐“๐’พ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‰๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐’ป๐‘’๐’น ๐’ถ๐‘”๐‘’๐“ƒ๐’ธ๐’พ๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’Ÿ๐ธ๐’ฉ๐‘…, ๐ธ๐’ซ๐’œ ๐‘’๐“‰๐’ธ. ๐’ท๐“Š๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐’ฝ๐Ÿฉ๐“Š๐“๐’น ๐“ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐“‰ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ˆ ๐’ฝ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น๐“ˆ ๐Ÿฉ๐“ƒ ๐’ถ๐“‰ ๐’ถ๐“๐“. ๐ป๐’ถ๐’น ๐ผ ๐“ƒโ€๐“‰ ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐‘’๐“…๐“…๐‘’๐’น ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“Œ๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“ƒ ๐ผ ๐’น๐’พ๐’น ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐‘’๐’น ๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“€๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“†๐“Š๐‘’๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐ŸŒบ๐“ƒ๐“ˆ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“Ž'๐’น ๐“ˆ๐“‰๐’พ๐“๐“ ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐“ˆ๐’พ๐“‰๐“‰๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐“‡๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐“Š๐“‚๐’ท๐“ˆ ๐“Š๐“… ๐“‰๐’ฝ๐‘’๐’พ๐“‡ ๐’ถ๐“ˆ๐“ˆ๐‘’๐“ˆ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐’น ๐“ƒโ˜ฏ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐“ƒ ๐’พ๐“ƒ ๐“…๐“๐’ถ๐’ธ๐‘’ ๐“Œ๐’พ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’ถ ๐“‚๐’พ๐“ƒ๐’พ๐“‚๐“Š๐“‚ ๐Ÿฅ ๐“‚โค๐“ƒ๐“‰๐’ฝ ๐’น๐‘’๐“๐’ถ๐“Ž ๐’ท๐‘’๐’ป๐Ÿช๐“‡๐‘’ ๐’ถ๐“ƒ๐“Ž๐“‰๐’ฝ๐’พ๐“ƒ๐‘” ๐‘’๐“๐“ˆ๐‘’ ๐’ธ๐Ÿ’๐“Š๐“๐’น ๐’ท๐‘’ ๐’นโ˜ฏ๐“ƒ๐‘’

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