I know it all ends in doom, and I'm just high on the "honeymoon" phase, and that what PhantomEmpress has had with TigreTek is a fluke, and that love is chemical, and that you can't trust women, or men, or yourself, and that couples who live happily ever after starting from early on are completely aberrant, and that even if such couples do exist, healthily, they CERTAINLY never post in the vaginarium. That is what the vaginarium has taught me. That is what it teaches all of us. I also know that if I were of a different mindset or world view I would marry this girl. I pointed out to her that the part I don't like about marriage is the marriage part. I love the proposals and the wedding. That stuff is very romantic. The illusion of eternity and the faith required to sign a contract like that. That is why we propose to each other from time to time. I asked her to marry me in a fondue shop in New York. She dropped to her knees when she picked me up outside the airport in Italy. We say omg yes or dramatically say no! depending on the delivery. I also personally get a kick out of it because it fucks with people we know. (Sorry, mrchina!) We are living on a college campus right now. What are some original proposals I could perform?