Here’s what I did today

[FutureMan]

7am: dog jumps on me to wake me up and take her outside
7:15-8:30am: walk around golf course sniffing grass
9am: we both have breakfast
9:30am-2pm: nap
2-4pm: lie on sofa
4pm: first Tito’s of the day

 

[digital jello]

 

[FutureMan]

don’t be jelly

 

[WS6Formula350]

i want that

 

[joke's old]

busy day

 

[Janson]

Why were you sniffing the grass?

 

[FutureMan]

Why were you sniffing the grass?

Smells like butt

 

[FutureMan]

busy day

 

[T_Dawgg]

What are you mixing that tito's with?

 

[digital jello]

i've been kinda hungover all day, not great tbhwy

 

[FutureMan]

What are you mixing that tito's with?

Fresca big dawg you know

 

[smell my finger]

6:30 - wake up, make coffee
7:15 - get kids up
7:45 - wife takes kids out to day care
8 to 4 - work shitpost
4:45 - leave to go get kids
5:30 - 7:30: kid baths and dinner and them watching shadow of colossus on tv
7:45 - remember that I started drinking a while ago
8:15 - drive to bar
3:15am - where am I?

 

[FutureMan]

You can make a drink with like 90% Fresca or 10% and it tastes exactly the same

 

[Hood Moses]

Bout to get into my Tito’s as well.

 

[Hood Moses]

Also kinda

 

[FutureMan]

6:30 - wake up, make coffee
7:15 - get kids up
7:45 - wife takes kids out to day care
8 to 4 - work shitpost
4:45 - leave to go get kids
5:30 - 7:30: kid baths and dinner and them watching shadow of colossus on tv
7:45 - remember that I started drinking a while ago
8:15 - drive to bar
3:15am - where am I?

You should join the Summit Elks they get wild up there

 

[FutureMan]

 

[patina]

my guy

basically the same day here except its raining

 

[FutureMan]

my guy

basically the same day here except its raining

Supposed to start raining here at some point. No sign of it yet

 

[Normie]

Back at work.. Been at the laptop since 5. Bout to sign off and start drinkin

 

[wildflower]

8:00 woke up
8:15 fed the dog, drank coffee emptied dishwasher.
9:00 wandered around internet. Declined to walk with wife and look for birds.
10:30 Tree trimmer came over and gave me an estimate on trimming a carrotwood tree, a ficus, and pruning two giant bird of paradise.
11:30 Put my back out while trying to repair redwood fence.
12:30 several ibuprofen, hoping it works.

 

[patina]

 

[FutureMan]

Bahaha that’s the face of a man who just wants to be left alone

 

[T_Dawgg]

8:00 woke up
8:15 fed the dog, drank coffee emptied dishwasher.
9:00 wandered around internet. Declined to walk with wife and look for birds.
10:30 Tree trimmer came over and gave me an estimate on trimming a carrotwood tree, a ficus, and pruning two giant bird of paradise.
11:30 Put my back out while trying to repair redwood fence.
12:30 several ibuprofen, hoping it works.

i thought the elderly woke up at like 5:30am

 

[patina]

Bahaha that’s the face of a man who just wants to be left alone

daycare hangover