Here is a fantastic joke

DeezNortz

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What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?


An Italian mother will say "Finish your dinner or i'll kill you!"

But a jewish mother will say

"Finish your dinner or i'll kill myself!"

:rofl:
 

markw

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Why did the mermaid wear seashells?






because she outgrew bshells


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Finest

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Mar 16, 2000
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A jewish mom gets her son two shirts. He goes in and puts one out.
She sees him and says "So you didn't like the other one?"

Did you hear about the Jewish tires, the Firesteins? Not only do they stop on a dime, the pick it up.

Then there are the Italian tires. Dago through mud, Dago through snow, Dago through ice and when dago flat, dago wop, wop wop.

There were probably funny like 60 yrs ago, gramps.
 

.chris

William Taylor was a brisk young sailor
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What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?


An Italian mother will say "Finish your dinner or i'll kill you!"

But a jewish mother will say

"Finish your dinner or i'll kill myself!"

:rofl:
What did the Finnish mother say?
 

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