Housing market is too far gone.

[Chazzworth]

Ah hem...
Acksually, that's Maintenance-free landscaping that presents a beautiful contrast while exhibiting the perfect bold statement that both you and your neighbors alike will masturabate furiously to at night.

Looks like playground shredded rubber tires all over the yard.

 

[DasVWBabe]

Murdered out bungalow @ only $1,135 per square foot.

Straight up guffawed at that description!

 

[Bill The Butcher]

What up with this history? House just came up for sale.

 

[Boing]

a milli for a mini Gru's house

 

[Fanya]

Decisions were made

 

[calisteph6]

IDK how Bay Area and socal people do it.

It will be interesting to see what happens when boomers die. Prop 13 got changed with prop 19 for people who die and how the prop gets gets a new tax base when a person dies. I think more people will sell when their parents/grandparents die than would have previously. There was always rumors of people holding onto vacant houses in LA because the prop taxes were nothing and I don’t think that will happen now as much.

 

[Hisma]

IDK how Bay Area and socal people do it.

tHe wEaThEr

 

[midnite]

remodeled to take away all of the classic style it originally had and replaced with all white nothingness. Then paint the exterior black odd choices

 

[Downset]

What up with this history? House just came up for sale.

I'm struggling with this part:

 

[DasVWBabe]

I'm struggling with this part:

Could they have fat fingered the year (sold or pending 2/13/22)?
For a long time our MLS listing showed our house as being sold for $5M. And it stayed active like that for close to 2 years.

 

[Downset]

Could they have fat fingered the year (sold or pending 2/13/22)?
For a long time our MLS listing showed our house as being sold for $5M. And it stayed active like that for close to 2 years.

I am only familiar with CO MLS. But as soon as you change the listing status, the date is applied. I'd imagine they're all similar.

edit: 5 milly could have been fat fingered though.

 

[Bill The Butcher]

Going to our first open house tomorrow without our agent as she can't make it.

We will tell the selling agent we are already working with somebody when we arrive, are we allowed to ask shit like how old the roof and furnace is? Can we ask for the disclosures?

 

[Bill The Butcher]

If a house listing said new roof and you went and saw it and part of it looked this way what would you think?

 

[Downset]

Going to our first open house tomorrow without our agent as she can't make it.

We will tell the selling agent we are already working with somebody when we arrive, are we allowed to ask shit like how old the roof and furnace is? Can we ask for the disclosures?

Absolutely, ask all of the questions. I would leave it to your agent to get any evidence, disclosures and such.

 

[Remy Bressant]

Going to our first open house tomorrow without our agent as she can't make it.

We will tell the selling agent we are already working with somebody when we arrive, are we allowed to ask shit like how old the roof and furnace is? Can we ask for the disclosures?

Can’t make it?
Don’t fucking pay her then.

 

[kwhitelaw]

Can’t make it?
Don’t fucking pay her then.

Show me again where the realtor touched you inappropriately, point to it

 

[intro_vert13]

Show me again where the realtor touched you inappropriately, point to it

I've got some concrete for you to bust up then im gonna need you to grab the gas saw and chop up some rebar.
After about a year you should have adult male testosterone levels and the childlike view of the world will be out of your system

 

[Menger]

Going to our first open house tomorrow without our agent as she can't make it.

We will tell the selling agent we are already working with somebody when we arrive, are we allowed to ask shit like how old the roof and furnace is? Can we ask for the disclosures?

When my agent couldn't make it she arranged for a substitute to show up ...

 

[kwhitelaw]

When my agent couldn't make it she arranged for a substitute to show up ...

I never needed to arrange for someone from my office to show up, would just let the agent holding it open know my clients were coming by (unless there were a multitude of houses my clients wanted to see outside of this house and if so I'd have made arrangements prior to my not being available). I never expected a buyer client of mine to start drilling the open house listing agent on site, most times the agent holding it open isn't even the sellers agent, just an office mate trying to pick up unrepresented buyers, so they'd likely have no true knowledge of the property beyond what the MLS sheet spits out

 

[vtec1994]

In the market to buy recently, interest rates are completely killing my boner.

 

[kwhitelaw]

In the market to buy recently, interest rates are completely killing my boner.

Date the rate
Marry the house

 

[vtec1994]

Date the rate
Marry the house

Can't marry the house if you cant afford the wedding

 

[Bill The Butcher]

I never needed to arrange for someone from my office to show up, would just let the agent holding it open know my clients were coming by (unless there were a multitude of houses my clients wanted to see outside of this house and if so I'd have made arrangements prior to my not being available). I never expected a buyer client of mine to start drilling the open house listing agent on site, most times the agent holding it open isn't even the sellers agent, just an office mate trying to pick up unrepresented buyers, so they'd likely have no true knowledge of the property beyond what the MLS sheet spits out

Yeah it was last min asking her at 7pm Saturday night to go to one Sunday 12-3 and it's a bit of a drive for her not like it's around the corner.

She said she would call the other agent and let them know we're coming.

 

[Capt. Hammer]

Date the rate
Marry the house

Fuck the rate
Marry the house
Kill the realtor

 

[Downset]

I never expected a buyer client of mine to start drilling the open house listing agent on site, most times the agent holding it open isn't even the sellers agent, just an office mate trying to pick up unrepresented buyers, so they'd likely have no true knowledge of the property beyond what the MLS sheet spits out

Yeah this is true. I guess me saying "ask all of the questions" was a pretty basic of a reply.

I don't know about your market, but age of roof is probably the first question always asked here in CO. So it is generally known by any person representing the property. Next in line would be age of HVAC and water heater. Aside from other basic questions, I'd just present them to your agent to ask the listing agent.