FIT How many raw eggs shouldI eat pre-workout?

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I usually do 6 with a loaf of bread.

Bread is basically legal steroids.
 

Ceaze

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I usually do 6 with a loaf of bread.

Bread is basically legal steroids.


Bread? BREAD??? I dont fuck with bread PERIOD. Bread is not real, do you walk through a farm to find a slice of fucking Wheat Wonder laying there? No. Animals dont eat bread. If a shredded fucking Gorilla with a 5,000lbs total cant find it and eat it, neither am I.
 

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Bread? BREAD??? I dont fuck with bread PERIOD. Bread is not real, do you walk through a farm to find a slice of fucking Wheat Wonder laying there? No. Animals dont eat bread. If a shredded fucking Gorilla with a 5,000lbs total cant find it and eat it, neither am I.
:rofl:
 

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Bread? BREAD??? I dont fuck with bread PERIOD. Bread is not real, do you walk through a farm to find a slice of fucking Wheat Wonder laying there? No. Animals dont eat bread. If a shredded fucking Gorilla with a 5,000lbs total cant find it and eat it, neither am I.
:rofl:THIS NIGGA RIGHT HERE YA'LL:rofl:

Ceaze I've baked over a million loaves of bread, my dad has baked over 6 million, you are not even close to my level.
 

evh

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Bread? BREAD??? I dont fuck with bread PERIOD. Bread is not real, do you walk through a farm to find a slice of fucking Wheat Wonder laying there? No. Animals dont eat bread. If a shredded fucking Gorilla with a 5,000lbs total cant find it and eat it, neither am I.

just made this my facebook status. troll city.
 

evh

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good idea.

one of many responses:
quite frankly you are out of ur bird. gorillas and other mammals other than homo sapiens have things called ENZYMES that allow them to break down grass, shrubs, things of that nature. Since you are a human being (I think), u can not digest ...sugars such as cellulose, that primarily makes the molecular composition of the aforementioned materials. stick to bread dude, i dont wanna see you mooing and eating grass next time i see you.
 
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