How often do you fall out of bed?

Hops

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Aug 28, 2003
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Sierra Foothills, CA
The fuck? I live with a woman so I only get about 18" of bed space and have never fallen out.*

*While sober, it may have happened a couple drunken nights, but even then like twice.
 
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TopTuna

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Apr 8, 2010
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I have this habit of propping myself up on my elbow in bed. Then I fall asleep like that. Next thing I know, I'm falling.
 

turbo35

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May 8, 2001
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Seattle-ish, WA
That would be scary. My bed is only like 2 ft off the ground so it's usually just a slight bump. I did hit my head on the nightstand once at a hotel though.
That happened to a coworker of my dad's. Dude got up to take a piss or get a glass of water or something. Stumbled, hit his head on the dresser, died. Helluva way to go. Wife woke up to the noise. Fuck all that.
 
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TopTuna

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Apr 8, 2010
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Arent you a big fella?

Are you sleeping during this event?
Yeah, I'm fat. I'm either sleeping or just waking up when it happens.

It's hard to tell if I wake up because I'm starting to fall, or if I'm already awake for a second and then start to fall.
 

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