Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition Archives' started by TheMarchHare, Sep 6, 2008.
still dude, that's just ridiculous
Hey do you have. Pet goat?Bc you making me real horny
Of course it is, but remember when you were 17 and all you wanted to do is fuck and be a cocky peckaface
Just look confident and self secure*
So thats how you do it!!!!
cant get enough of that.
that's sig material barb, do it
Just wait for another guy to go up and hit on her and fail, then go up after him and be like "Don't you hate it when guys hit on you while you're trying to workout?" When she starts to respond with "Yeah it can get annoy--" cut her off and say "You want to fuck now or what?"
Try to catch her while she's leaving the gym. Make sure you're very self secure while talking to her. Nothing kills game like self insecurity.
Not only did you show you were a virgin, you showed you've never even spoken to a girl. You took all that time to write that up, that's sad.
WARNING: do not use this line on black chicks
ask if you can borrow the 2lb DB's she's using
is it a muscle shirt if there wearer doesn't have any muscle?
at evh spicing up this thread.
This week I was trying to find the second 80lb db and I couldnt find it anywhere at my uni gym. So I talked to one of the girls working at the time and asked her where it was. She ended up running around looking for it all over the place all frantic before I told her to chill out. Got a conversation going and walked out with her phone number.
Dude, you should just ask a girl using the 2lb dumbbells if you can work in with her.
by the way, i was completely hammered last night when i wrote that.
and it might sound sad to some, but it's absolute truth. i wouldn't have wrote it if i hadn't actually done that and had it work.
It's hilarious because IIRC from a thread in the main forum he's just gone to college and laid a few cheap sluts and now he's the fucking MASTER of seduction!
and let one rip...chicks love it when you fart on them...
yeah, i have just got gone to college... but, look at me bro. i started fucking 22 year olds wheni was 16... i look older and i've had a lot of sex because of it...
actually, you know waht .. fuck qualifying myself. i'm just telling you straight up, what i posted works.
Teen drinking is VERY bad.
Who can I ask to archive this?
Fuck I'll even ask Phazzley
Whether you were drunk or not, maybe you should have stopped at saying you were completely hammered.