https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/

[Matren]

 

[Matren]

[–]yourlocalraccoon 31 points 13 hours ago
do i see dirt in there too

[–]no_tori_ous[S] 50 points 9 hours ago
Yes, yes you do. Ask me how I know for sure.

 

[Matren]

Mashed, not stirred

 

[Ariez]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/

This one is acceptable.

 

[Sideways]

Hipsters have managed to make something as simple as enjoying food really really gay

 

[Dylith]

I got something like this once, only half that much lettuce. They called it a deconstructed ceasar salad (just said ceasar salad on the menu) and charged me $20 for it. I havent been back.

 

[JohnnyBeagle]

I would send that back immediately

 

[borazhasleftthebuilding]

I would send that back immediately

umm, im waiting for your submission from your date

 

[JohnnyBeagle]

umm, im waiting for your submission from your date

I liked the trashbag coated plate I got

 

[borazhasleftthebuilding]

I liked the trashbag coated plate I got

goddamn floor tile

 

[GRattu]

Every time this thread comes back

 

[GlassUser]

Yeah my nephew did that on the stairs once, after we

 

[ERock]

I would send that back immediately

I should have used that for a bouquet for my wedding.

 

[brackac]

I would legit fight a motherfucker. Bring the “Chef” table side so I can personally tell Aiden what I think of his creation.

 

[Matren]

Not that Im the kinda faggot that would order a salad, but I would pour that ranch on the board and force someone to eat the fuckin' thing for that kind of disrespectful shit.

 

[MarcinMaximus]

Hipsters have managed to make something as simple as enjoying food really really gay

You forgot to instert millenials somewhere in you complaint. Everyone knws this fad started with hipsters and millanials, right?

 

[BigT]

I’m so confused

 

[Xicculus]

That’s just wrong

 

[BStork]

 

[Dr. Charisma]

What in THE fuck

 

[meyou]

Tomahawk drumsticks

 

[digital jello]

$500 nacho "experience" at the TD Garden in Boston

 

[BStork]

$500 nacho "experience" at the TD Garden in Boston

At first I'm like, "The AUDACITY of them to even do something like this..."


But then I remember that enough people pay for this that it's a real thing.

 

[Cicada]

That spaghetti are you fuuuuckin serious

deconstructed spaghetti and meatballs

 

[Cicada]

$500 nacho "experience" at the TD Garden in Boston

fucking a