Suck My Beak From The Back™️
- Apr 28, 2007
I don't think it's actually Sacha doing it, but who knows.
Climate very nice since McDonald Trump seize power! We like him very miuch in Kazakhstan! He much generous man., especialy to ladys! He could get prostitute for 50 dollar but instead he pay 130 thousand. He strong! And so fat. He take up whole room. He need two chairs. He strong on Covid safety and stay alive from it without even need to drink bleach. He and Queen Melania set example to everyone for many years by never being closer than 18 meter to each other even before plague had been discover.
I was not able to take in any shows in US&A, unfortunately only thing I get to take in was a man name Jeremy who violate me to depth of 14 centimeter. At first he seem very friendly, it was my assumption that he sell bathroom fittings because he invite me to his hotel room where he said he would give me a shower of gold, but when I arrive there he did not give me this object but instead Jeremy stand over me, take down his antipants and make a urines, some of which fell on my chests, face and anoos! He say return again the next night and he would give me a necklace made from pearls – I go, but instead of give me pearls, he just make liquid explosion on my face.
We have many of your Americals musicals in Kazakhstan, include The Loin King, My Fair Gypsy, Beauty and the Beastiality and Cats - where we dig a big hole and fill with cats and gypsies totally nude. We also have Kazakh version of Fiddler on The Roof - but we shorten and give it happy ending by finishing with the village burning! Not a dry eye in the barn! Everyone go home happy.