I’m the asshole elf that’s posting up 3 weeks after getting my package from santa :o

[FDT]

was opening a bunch of packages I’d ordered a few weeks ago, but received an extra one from Amazon that I wasn’t expecting:



wat? I didn’t order this



it’s a wall clock lasered out of a 12” in the shape of an F80 M3. pretty cool




a couple days later, another package showed up (as well as another one from amazon which I forgot to take a pic of at the time). I’ve been mad busy with work the past month or so and couldn’t make time to open it until tonight




oh hai






damn, mad goodies



got it all out on the table:






can never have too many of these tbh:

 

[FDT]

locally made snacks




some fine literature




would eat











came with a poster



real marijuanas




pretty good list tbh



pic of the whole haul, including the ///M t-shirt I forgot to take a pic of earlier




Thanks @SBrooks1, you went all out! That Red Rocker stuff is like crack, almost finished half of the container while taking these pics Sorry I took forever to make this thread, been super busy with work and life as I’ve mentioned

 

[FDT]

tbh if I’d known you were my santa, I’d have asked for a signed photo of your face photoshopped onto the “hell yeah, motherfucker” meme and nothing else

 

[KingGargantuan]

locally made snacks

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some fine literature

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would eat

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came with a poster

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real marijuanas

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pretty good list tbh

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pic of the whole haul, including the ///M t-shirt I forgot to take a pic of earlier

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Thanks @SBrooks1, you went all out! That Red Rocker stuff is like crack, almost finished half of the container while taking these pics Sorry I took forever to make this thread, been super busy with work and life as I’ve mentioned

Any clues to what the original vinyl was? Or maybe it was new/blank

 

[FDT]

Any clues to what the original vinyl was? Or maybe it was new/blank

looks like some old Russian joint

 

[Mr Coffee]

Daaamn, that is some awesome loot, great little items! Loved a good ol' unpacking

Not gonna lie, i was expecting a physical button that would say "You're a badass" every time you pressed on it...

 

[FDT]

Daaamn, that is some awesome loot, great little items! Loved a good ol' unpacking

Not gonna lie, i was expecting a physical button that would say "You're a badass" every time you pressed on it...

I actually forgot to grab a pic of that, it's a mini version of the book (I actually have this book on audible ) and a button that says badass on it and says 1 of 5 different quotes when you push it. it's loud AF tbh

 

[pookrat]

Dude. That is a totally awesome haul. A ton of thought went into that. Now I know why he was anxious to get a thread posted. Awesome Santa. And I am sure you will enjoy it all.

 

[pookrat]

Oh and that Occult book!!! Freaking awesome! LOL

 

[Publius]

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looks like some old Russian joint

Yo that might actually be cooler than the clock itself.

Great stuff.