I am an idiot

melroy

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Apr 1, 2018
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Was going to meet a friend in the park. Couldn’t unlock my front door. Call my super. He comes up and unlocks it from the outside because I left my keys in it last night then locked it inside

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Highlander_77

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Dec 7, 2000
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I just tried it on a Schlage lock and it was sticky but I could still crank it open. :dunno:


I just tried it on both my doorknob lock and deadbolt just to make sure I wasn't crazy and this wasn't some feature of all locks that I somehow never knew about. :rofl:
 
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melroy

melroy

wonderin how many people ITT have been meditating
Apr 1, 2018
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this is almost as bad as the dude whose wife got the seatbelt stuck behind the headrest.
Bro, outside of not forgetting my keys in the lock, nothing I coulda done here though. Even I would have just removed the headrest
 
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melroy

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Today’s not been the best but pot roast for dinner gone make it alllllll gucci
 
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