MIL I am broken.

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  1. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Of all the stupid things I have put my body through, I have been fortunate to have never broken anything.

    I finally broke myself.

    Army medical sucks. I have been waiting for three days for the Dr to submit a referral for me to see a hand specialist. AF medical would already have me referred and I would have already seen the specialist.

    I want to choke someone.
     
  2. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    on the bright side, they gave me tons of Percocet (sp?)
     
  3. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Do I need to retell my horror stories involving Air Force medial.

    All military medical sucks, it's not service specific.
     
  4. Karl Malone

    Karl Malone Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    You want to choke someone, but you can't...because of your HAND.
     
  5. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Nobody seems to know how their system works. It can be quite frustrating.

    I know I will need surgery because I chipped the bone and the fragment is chilling under my skin.

    Yay! William Beaumont Medical Center, here I come.
     
  6. J

    J Active Member

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    Hopefully none of those little fragments get into your blood stream
     
  7. nsxrebel

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    Marine Corps medical doesn't suck!














    Oh wait, we don't have our own medical. :(
    But Navy medical sucks , just like all the other services I suppose ;)

    How about we get a new Moderator since Jyokker is broke dick right now. ;)
     
  8. kidhero

    kidhero not really a hero, really just a big fat phony

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    take two motrin and report back to duty
     
  9. Karl Malone

    Karl Malone Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    You must be slow because YOU HAVE NO POOL.
     
  10. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    mspaint coming right up...
     
  11. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    you should get that looked at by a hand specialist
     
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    Dutchies OT's resident abortion professor

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    Here take this 800mg Motrin that should fix you right up!
     
  14. nsxrebel

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    lol, yeah, and hydrate
     
  15. dura

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    Army doctrine calls for four bags of IV fluid per broken hand.
     
  16. drklrdbill

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    better take some food with that ibuprofen, or else you're going to have a bloody stomach
     
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    drklrdbill Pimp

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    sidenote: stomach bleeding is rare, but why play the odds? you think the army can handle a bloody stomach? they'll give you another NSAID probably, knowing them
     
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    People faking are holding you up
     
  19. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    I was the only guy in the clinic.
     
  20. brackac

    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    Broke dick.
     
  21. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    If there was a bone in my dick, it would have been broken long ago.
     
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    brackac Fuck all of this. OT Supporter

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    If you had a dick, all I hear in this thread is you talking about sand in your pussy. :fawk:
     
  23. nsxrebel

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    sand on clit
     
  24. Jyokker

    Jyokker The trouser snake is very aggressive. It will corn

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    Its a 9" clit.
     
  25. Karl Malone

    Karl Malone Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    Filled with 13" of sand.
     

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