Discussion in 'OT Bar' started by Maestro Nobones, Jan 13, 2008.
anyone else have this problem?
i dont *knock on wood* but try gas-x or some other gas pills....... would suck to be farted on then RNC'd......haha
the best is when I'm breaking down a technique step by step and one slips out, I'll be like "then once you have the arm isolated you jam your knee under the shoulder and.." *FART* ".. then you fart in the guy's face (sorry bout that) and lean forward and step your leg over his head.."
"........he then will tap out due to loss of oxygen to his brain from the toxic fumes emitted....."
*tap tap tap*
try getting to school and pooping before training.
Fuck all that.
I'd rather shit and know i'm not gonna poot my pants while straining than not for fear of being a bit stinky.
I eat pretty good actually and the better I eat the more I fart.
I also shit like a champ and have always emptied out before class. I just am a fart monster for some reason.
I shit like the tubgirl before i grapple. just so i dont let one loose on the floor. but it is inevitable.
quit straining..its an art of passiveness...and lay off beans
My farts are worse than Babalu's Anacondom choke.
I'm weird about the smelling bad while I grapple too.
Even if I go straight from work I /have/ to take a shower before I go.
My gf thinks its strange.
I rolled with a guy who never washed his mouthpiece and I made him go buy a new one. It was making me gag.
I keep mine in a small rubber maid container with mouthwash.
actually I'm pretty relaxed