I am tougher than all of you. I am big and strong and really really tough from hitting my head on things like light fixtures and other blunt, or semi-sharp objects. But my secret weapon is really my Kung-Fu Chop. I first cultivated this skill when I was giving an oil massage and accidentally did the chop technique too hard. "OW!" I knew I was onto something. Now I have honed my technique and I can break anything with my chop: Glass vases, jumbo matches, and even YOUR SKULL. So don't you dare fuck with me. The Kung-Fu Chop has very long range, so you better stay back. I am Peyomp, and my Kung-Fu Chop will pwn you. Bitches.