MIL I Didn't Sign Up for This

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  1. endemicW

    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    On monday, I have to give a prostate exam to one of my classmates.

    Then, I have to receive one.
     
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    68W right? lulz
     
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    that sucks :rofl:

    well, at least now I know you'll feel compassion when you're giving me one
     
  4. endemicW

    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    Every minute is another minute towards doom. this has ruined my weekend.
     
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    I do shit like that for fun mang

    Enjoy it!!!
     
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    Just go all the way and milk the prostate.
     
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    Look on the brightside. If you feel the urge to turn gay after it's over, Obama's new Gay's in the Military policy will suite you just fine ;) :p
     
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    subtle SF physical remark


    all joking aside i don't want to have one for a long time
     
  9. endemicW

    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    i was talking to my buddy about that, said they were all in civies and there were like 3 guys bullshitting in the room while the so-called doc fingered his ass.
     
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    you're going to make him cum
     
  11. endemicW

    endemicW fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu OT Supporter

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    well, it was more uncomfortable/painful then i first thought. i can't believe i've done this to all my girlfriends.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    you liked it
     
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    oh fuck :rofl:
     
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    hahaha.. This thread needs to be archived.
     
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    combat prostate exam?
     
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    need to assess for intact urethra. loose prostate means urethra might be torn, meaning a catheter will not work.
     
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    It was horrible, disgusting, painful, and uncomfortable.

    i can't stop thinking about it....
     
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    I'm sitting on my couch ---->:rofl:
     
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