I fucking HATE overachievers.

[BStork]

3 pumps??? WTF?!

 

[FDT]

that rolling pin looked like a dildo at first glance

 

[Souppishdawg]

Almost as if it's a joke

 

[vr6vdub]

3 pumps, 100 pumps, that's tacky as fuck

 

[TopTuna]

Can I lick the bowl?

 

[RickylSmalls]

Dumped some cum in her, way to go little bro

 

[BStork]

Almost as if it's a joke

Almost as if SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[DCC]

that rolling pin looked like a dildo at first glance

I mean who knows?

 

[HoodRich]

how do you know daddy is the husband. Jesus christ its like you dont even watch porn

 

[cbpage]

that rolling pin looked like a dildo at first glance

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough iirc

 

[mollywhop]

I fucking LOVE underachievers.

 

[Scottwax]

The vagina that can make a man cum in three pumps must be pretty damn amazing.

 

[hypntyz]

that rolling pin looked like a dildo at first glance

 

[NiggaPHX420]

stopping at the rolling pin store on the way home

hope my girl has strong arms

 

[phat🐄]

This is what happens when you have a fuckingmachines subscription

 

[Alias]

 

[Shep762]

The vagina that can make a man cum in three pumps must be pretty damn amazing.

The first 476 pumps went in her ass, then he said "oh shit thats right, a baby!" and downshifted that dick to the pussy

 

[wildflower]

Fucking anybody with something wooden seems like its going to end in something terrible.

 

[Remy Bressant]

Fucking anybody with something wooden seems like its going to end in something terrible.

Maybe it was one of those expensive marble ones

 

[tommylightning]

 

[Brad Fellowship]

 

[NoOneYouKnow]