I get home with my son and he had shid. I was planning on giving him a bath so i took his diaper off and wiped him down and went to run the bath water

[monolith]

So I guess every parent (us included) buys the exact same bath numbers/letters set.

 

[lescivic]

I had to re read this like 5 times haha

So bad with this. Write something out stream of conscience and then edit and send without proof reading. Sure 50% of my meetings are to figure out what the hell I’m trying to say.

 

[digital jello]

 

[digital jello]

So I guess every parent (us included) buys the exact same bath numbers/letters set.

i dont have it is my kid gonna be tarted

 

[monolith]

i dont have it is my kid gonna be tarted

 

[Phil NJ]

So I guess every parent (us included) buys the exact same bath numbers/letters set.

It’s a requirement

 

[CRaiNK]

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also he sucks at harmonica (he is v white)

Cute kiddo

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

So I guess every parent (us included) buys the exact same bath numbers/letters set.

I have the letter set, but I have no idea whose kid that is.

 

[.chris]

I made a similar thread moons ago involving a mall and vomit.


FUN.

 

[Sp33dealer]

Man my kids are pretty good abt that, youngest (almost 2) shits in the bath very rarely but he tells us so we get this little whale bucket thing and he shits into it lol. He did just piss all over the couch yesterday though. Oldest (almost 4) never did it which was pretty impressive.

I have a whale bucket also lol

 

[Sp33dealer]

I also have those letters lmaoooo

 

[deaddweeb]

Not husk style duke

 

[hipberri]

aint nobody tryna see baby content here, youtube, social media, public places, airplanes, anywhere
hth

 

[deaddweeb]

aint nobody tryna see baby content here, youtube, social media, public places, airplanes, anywhere
hth

Shut the fuck up

 

[Toadster]

looks like @canning

 

[Faithless]

My terrorist has taken so many shits IN the tub. That’s such a disaster when that happens

Luckily, my family are "slow traversers" and usually have constipation issues, so there is a lot of notice before the doo comes and we never had those accidents.

 

[monolith]

aint nobody tryna see baby content here, youtube, social media, public places, airplanes, anywhere
hth

Dude fuck off jfc

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

I'm glad you're enjoying the parenting experience. And I'm not being sarcastic for once

 

[Beardo]

So I guess every parent (us included) buys the exact same bath numbers/letters set.

First thing I thought

 

[tommylightning]

So i figured i’d let his headass run around nekkid for ~2 minutes while i started filling up the bathtub. i walk back out to the living room and he shid on the floor and down his leg and proceeded to sprint away from me. i snatched him up like he was radioactive, wiped his ass and dropped him in the tub.

it was not a husk style duke either

good evening lol

Right there I already knew the rest. Never leave your wingman

 

[intro_vert13]

Luckily, my family are "slow traversers" and usually have constipation issues, so there is a lot of notice before the doo comes and we never had those accidents.

 

[crotch]

One of mine at that age had explosive diarrhea in his onesie, all the way up his back. I threw everything away and hosed him off in the tub. Fuck trying to clean all of that

oh yeah i’ve tossed full outfits lol

 

[crotch]

aint nobody tryna see baby content here, youtube, social media, public places, airplanes, anywhere
hth

shutup virgin

 

[Heebler Elf]

One of my ex's little girls shit right in the tub the second I put her in there

Disgusting little creatures

 

[BStork]

My terrorist has taken so many shits IN the tub. That’s such a disaster when that happens

I used to refer to those as depth charges