MIL I have found out Jody's name, and it is Holloway

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  1. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    He was my best friend in HS, and he got my fiance Anne pregnant while I was deployed. A few days later, my battle buddy got shot in the head by a sniper. If you aren't Army, this will mean nothing to you. If you are Army, this will all make sense in a few days.
     
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    I wonder if Anne and Danny had sex in your car while he was driving it around spending your cash while your ass was deployed to the pine forests of Iraq.
     
  3. 1. Talk to your friend.

    2. Say you don't want to talk about it.

    3. Kill yourself?
     
  4. MassiveGas

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    had that shit on thursday, broseph
     
  5. I-am-Ryan

    I-am-Ryan Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    MumblingJoe169 New Member

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    this must be related to all this suicide prevention shit going on back in garrison. Im convinced of it.
     
  7. willijdub

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    best fucking suicide prevention class evar!! had that 2 weeks ago. it was roflific!
     
  8. Jabbermewmew

    Jabbermewmew OT Supporter

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    We just did this shit yesterday, We kept picking answers to try and get him to off himself. Fail.
     
  9. Texasboy

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    Hahha we did the same thing today

    Felt like I was going to comit suicide just watching the suicide prevention videos
     
  10. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    For mandatory multimedia-based training, it was pretty good quality. Realistic scenarios and choices.
     
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    Danny Holloway
     
  12. I-am-Ryan

    I-am-Ryan Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    RHIP I guess...I couldn't take it any more so I got up and left in the middle.
     
  13. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I guess it's a good thing you aren't an NCO. :hsughno:
     
  14. I-am-Ryan

    I-am-Ryan Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    I guess. I'm SOC40 trained and have been managing programs like this for years. I'm a field grade and have access to all the teaching materials and had already reviewed them prior to dissemination to the units.

    Target Audience for this chain teaching material was 17-25y/o with spill over higher. Primary instructors were intended to be at the Squad or Platoon Level to encourage participation and so the leaders could carefully monitor individual reactions.

    Anywho - Once again the program is gay and a contractor got a shitload of money.
     
  15. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    I thought it was a solid presentation. Much better than any of the bazillion other suicide briefs I've received.
     
  16. I-am-Ryan

    I-am-Ryan Karl Malone say what Karl Malone gotta say OT Supporter

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    How about this brief:

    "DON'T FUCKING KILL YOURSELF OR COMMIT SUICIDAL IDEATIONS YOU FUCKING EMO CUNT!"
     
  17. Drunk Bastard Audio

    Drunk Bastard Audio New Member

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    sounds like my weekend safety briefing to my platoon.
     
  18. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    Yeah - that one's been around for a while.
     
  19. bassjunky

    bassjunky I'm baaaaa-ack!

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    Yeah, I had to give that class to my guys but we only ran the SFC's scenario; damn Infantry guys made all the choices that lead to him killing himself in the end.:ugh:
     
  20. Julius

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    I found it no worse than my weekend safety briefs :o

    TADA
     
  21. Maffy29

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    I'm going to suicide prevention class on Friday.
     
  22. Ranger-AO

    Ranger-AO I'm here for the Taliban party. Moderator

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    The other guy's scenario was the best. Jody, the hot chick back home, the buddy ... it was a mix guaranteed to win the Emmy!
     
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    pretty much what I thought.

    I thought it was just my unit though; because we had someone kill himself in my barracks about a month ago.
     
  24. The Weasel

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    Glad my unit is so far behind on this.
     
  25. SeaMack99

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    :rofl:

    I had to watch this shit via VTC(don't know why) and it was hilarious
     

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