I just farted for a solid 14 seconds straight

[melroy]

shit is exhausting

 

[FutureMan]

Hell yeah

 

[Hoodoo]

Get that puppy breath outta here

 

[MM]

Around 10 seconds in you start to wonder if something is seriously wrong

 

[amalgamas]

one of those long ones woke me up this morning, don't know how long it was going before I woke up but it continued for a good 10 seconds after I woke up.

 

[melroy]

Around 10 seconds in you start to wonder if something is seriously wrong

No doubt no doubt but luckily I know it’s cause I went crazy on the dairy last night

 

[melroy]

Ya boy is probably lack toes n tolerant but I just ignore the pain and the poops for some cheese and ice cream

 

[MM]

One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second

 

[FutureMan]

One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second

Lmao

 

[Paul Revere]

One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second

Then the whole bar clapped.

 

[smithers]

One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second

Wait, that was YOU?

 

[the_antsy_honda]

@MassiveGas
@FartLighter

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

Here's your new avatar @melroy .

 

[Normie]

I bet you it wasn't all solid, if you know what I am saying.

 

[FutureMan]

I bet you it wasn't all solid, if you know what I am saying.

Lmfao pooped his draws

 

[FutureMan]

Check dem draws for skidmarks lmaaao

 

[Public Enemy Rated R]

With some practice you could be on one of those Japanese game shows.

 

[I<3URANUS]

Sometimes you gamble and you lose. A la mode iirrc.

 

[melroy]

Check dem draws for skidmarks lmaaao

I sleep on brown sheets for this very reason

 

[FutureMan]

I sleep on brown sheets for this very reason

I sleep on white so I can see the blood and poop all over the place to know when it’s time to wash

 

[I<3URANUS]

I sleep on brown sheets for this very reason

Main reason I don't sleep nude tbh. I'm afraid of skidmarks.

 

[Normie]

I sleep on brown sheets for this very reason

They started out as white tho

 

[I<3URANUS]

I sleep on white so I can see the blood and poop all over the place to know when it’s time to wash

That's uh, that's a, wow. Just wow.

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

I'm afraid of skidmarks.

 

[melroy]

They started out as white tho

Through hardwork and ice cream binges they became the change I want to shart in the world