I just farted for a solid 14 seconds straight

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Around 10 seconds in you start to wonder if something is seriously wrong
No doubt no doubt but luckily I know it’s cause I went crazy on the dairy last night
 
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wonderin how many people ITT have been meditating
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Ya boy is probably lack toes n tolerant but I just ignore the pain and the poops for some cheese and ice cream
 
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One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second 😂
 
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One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second 😂
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One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second 😂
Then the whole bar clapped.
 
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One time while drinking in Belfast, walked into the bathroom and started pissing in a urinal. A guy walks in, goes to the other takes a piss and zips up. I’m still pissing and thinking to myself, did I not piss all day? The guy washes his hands and starts to head out the bathroom while I’m still blasting piss, he opens the door, stops turns and slow claps at me for a second 😂
Wait, that was YOU?
 
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