Last night...kids are in bed...TV off...it's late, we NEED to get to sleep to get up and deal with the rugrats in the morning and not be dragging along too much for work. But we're both tossing and turning. Restless. Her: Are you going to sleep? Me: I need too, just can't relax though. Her: Me too, my back hurts. (insert awkward silence in the dark) Her: How about you rub my shoulders while I give you a blow job? I don't think I said much that was intelligible after that. I am sure that I didn't give her anywhere near as good of back rub as she deserved though. I'll have to make up for that tonight.