Last night was a dreadfully boring night at work. While I think everyone was saving their livers for tonight, almost everyone in the bar was drinking water and I spent most of the night listening to drunken idiots with huge egos tell me how awesome they were and about how they used to be bouncers. I even had one guy tell me he was determined "too lethal" to be a bouncer since he used to be an Army Ranger . Although he didn't know I've only been out of the Marines for a year, he went on to tell me how I used to beat the shit out of Marines too, lol. That kept me laughing for a while. Lately, I have been trying to think of "social experiments" to do to keep myself entertained. Tonight, I think, I will hold eye contact with cute waitresses or female customers for much longer than I am accustomed to, and see if I get any warmer reactions. I'm having trouble coming up with ideas, so perhaps you guys can give me some interesting ideas.