ZOMGLIKEOMGLIKEOMG I think I've got a hard on. When I am in the Marine Corps, I am going to be the best of the best. I know so much about the Marine Corps, I can tell those guys in boot how to do everything, and they will like me because I know more than them. I'm already halfway done with boot, all I need to do is get yelled at, and I'll be a Marine. Then, when I am a Marine I can come back to Teh Barracks and get all my much due respect from all of the other members of the armed forces. They will say "INSERTNAME, I think you are the best Marine there could ever be. Chesty Puller would be proud!" Who am I?