Not gonna lie @ppzzus. I read it all. Compelling but there was no payoff for me at the end.
You had me at "I pick her up in the bus"I send her my real identity and she's in. I pick her up in the bus....
Yeah def not skinny but the thickness was horny.Gluck Gluck 9000 bitch looks like she a lil thicc
You’re a poet and you probably weren’t awareMemes won a fucking election and you’re surprised they helped tame your erection?
I was genuinely surprised at how quickly things turned sexual in each experience. I mean you've seen what I look like Im not exactly oozing sex appealI'm glad your meme hookup went well
I tried hooking up with one of my shitposting friends, but we spent more time looking at memes than actually banging![]()
confessions...me eitherNot even close to the worst chick I've ever banged![]()
bro...you fucked that chick in the 1st pick? I mean i've made some terrible choices, but come on son
"You're a poet and didn't know it" IIRCYou’re a poet and you probably weren’t aware
I haven't and honestly I hope I don't. She's cute but seriously the worst kisser I've ever experienced. Bitch was all tongue.Damn. All over a meme page? Second girl sounds like a wreck but good looking. Hear from her again yet?
Eh, you're being rough on yourself.I was genuinely surprised at how quickly things turned sexual in each experience. I mean you've seen what I look like Im not exactly oozing sex appeal![]()