I was told I wasn't taking enough risks with my penis *pics* v.memepage

[fatmoocow]

If that's the case then he should definitely not go and make her think "Well, who the fuck did I blow then?!"

What’s the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I’m not willie Nelson.

 

[KERS]

we need to see more of the second bitch

 

[ppzzus]

we need to see more of the second bitch

She's been dm'ing me all day and I've just been ignoring it.

 

[JohnnyBeagle]

She's been dm'ing me all day and I've just been ignoring it.

Y tho

 

[TenSteel]

Vintage

 

[KERS]

She's been dm'ing me all day and I've just been ignoring it.

Do it for OT

 

[TenSteel]

i am confident this sentence has never been spoken or written before

One of the few times where it’s acceptable to quote yourself.

 

[TenSteel]

gonna need more of the first chick.

also, @Jinx revealing that the memes a dude posts has a direct affect on how much she wants to give him the pussy is absolutely terrifying

Remember when you actually had to be funny to get a girl’s attention?

 

[Remy Bressant]

Remember when you actually had to be funny to get a girl’s attention?

Not really, I’ve always been tall, attractive and swingin a cartoonishly large dick.

You had to be funny?

 

[TenSteel]

Not really, I’ve always been tall, attractive and swingin a cartoonishly large dick.

You had to be funny?

Doesn’t seem to matter to @Jinx

 

[phonics]

this is hilarious

 

[wizurd]

Alright I finally got bored enough to read this bullshit. And then I looked at the pictures a little more closely after reading this malarkey.


The first bitch is a pig and the second is a toad. I'm honestly more impressed that you actually posted this shit for everyone to see.

 

[wizurd]

I mean this is the kind of garbage you fuck when you're 20. You're 37.

 

[Downset]

I mean this is the kind of garbage you fuck when you're 20. You're 37.


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I feel like I was way more picky in my 20s

 

[wizurd]

I feel like I was way more picky in my 20s

Dicks are dicks imo

 

[Downset]

So I had some tshirts for the page printed out that have a pretty fire design. I'm hiding them around the city and giving them away scavenger hunt style.

Sunday I'm doing a group kayak trip where everyone has to try and guess who the admin is among us style

You don't think your anonymity is part of the allure?

 

[Downset]

Dicks are dicks imo

 

[wizurd]

You don't think your anonymity is part of the allure?

Well it certainly ain't the bus that smells like cat piss


or is it

 

[Downset]

Well it certainly ain't the bus that smells like cat piss


or is it


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[RotorBalls]

ppzbus getting more action than me, can't hate

 

[SBrooks1]

She's been dm'ing me all day and I've just been ignoring it.

The fuck is wrong with you? Step it up!

 

[deegan]

She's been dm'ing me all day and I've just been ignoring it.

you've been trying to get laid and failing, now u apparently have a girl msgin you and uve been ignoring?

you're full of shit about everything, or you're full of shit about everything

 

[ppzzus]

you've been trying to get laid and failing, now u apparently have a girl msgin you and uve been ignoring?

you're full of shit about everything, or you're full of shit about everything

Eat shit nerd

 

[ppzzus]

You don't think your anonymity is part of the allure?

Possibly, idk I'm fun too.

 

[ppzzus]

I mean this is the kind of garbage you fuck when you're 20. You're 37.


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Im going thru a phase or something