I for one, wish to thank Toyota for making this new Darwin Device a standard feature all new models. It goes to show you how seriously Toyota takes their corporate motto "make things better". By systematically killing off all dumb drivers of the world, Toyota has sharpened the pointy end of evolution. Those that can move a shift lever from D to N will survive and reproduce. Those who lack this basic cognitive skills required for this test will be removed from the species, frequently along with their current offspring. With this improved version of natural selection, future generations of the human race will emerge even smarter and more able to adapt and overcome adversity. Thanks again Toyota, for designing such an elegant and effective feature into all vehicles. Signed Your biggest fan, Engineering Kid.