C++ would make more sense as agnosticism than Islam. Ruby should be Islam.. devout followers willing to follow it to their graves.
No, I think C++ as Islam makes so much sense. Its a language nobody knows all of... just like Islam is so complex. And if you're a C++ guy... EVERYTHING should be C++... and it could be. Ruby is new and weird, and even though Rubyphiles are bigots, neo-paganism suits it better. My favorite though is the Java/Fundy thing. Talking to someone that only knows Java is JUST LIKE talking to a fundie!