Discussion in 'Fitness & Nutrition' started by siniquezu, Jan 30, 2006.
Mine would say:
"to become broly"
1) KILL KILL KILL, DIE DIE DIE
2) Squat Til You Puke
3) Get The Fuck Out Of My Face
FYI: The commercial has people working out with their workout new years resolution on their shirt.
well in that case
1) KILL KILL KILL
2) SQUAT TIL I PUKE
3) TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW
you know it
I think 1 & 3 are redundant.
Just two ideas that came to mind:
1. "Don't worry, I'll be gone in 30 more days"
2. "This is just my stupid New Year's resolution"
I'm gonna steal your girlfriend.
Tell your wife to stop checking me out.
If you think my bicep is huge wait till I get my pants off.
"I set a new year's resolution and all I get was this stupid t-shirt."
Get Fuckin Jacked
24 hour fitness - "my biceps have their own area code"
24 hour fitness - "i can poop a hammer"
24 hour fitness - "every time i flex, a nerd gets laid"
24 hour fitness - "i was my clothes on my abs"
would be funnier if you spelled everything correctly
Kill the white man, kill him til he is dead
All natural man boobs
HOly SHit. I haven't laughed that hard in 3 days. What in the fuck!
nuts in the ass
"Enjoy your three weeks here and I'll see you all again next New Years!"