FIT if you had a theme song when entering a gym

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Bodhi

My crotch is red .. my lambos blue .. and ill be g
Feb 14, 2008
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what would it be .....


ill start


[y]rdk2hOnuFhk[/y]
 

Biggins

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Apr 13, 2010
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You beat me to it.


One time I was at the basketball courts back home and all of a sudden some girls and a guy come up asking to make a basket for a scavenger hunt. They had a camcorder for proof, I don't know. So we toss the girl the ball and when she shoots I run in off screen and block her shot like a coked up Dwight Howard on speed. I turn to the camera and tear my shirt off ala Hulkster and everyone had a great laugh.

So a few days later I'm at the basketball courts and someone comes up to me.
"Hey I saw you on TV last night, what was that about?"
"What? What are you talking about?"
"Ya I was flipping through channels and on [public access] there you were swatting the shit out of some girl and tearing your shirt off."

My only regret was not having a soviet flag nearby to headbutt the shit out of.
 

Uglybob69

I miss beer.
Sep 17, 2006
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Cincinnati, OH
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Ever since I saw this in 2nd grade, I thought Gaston was awesome. I think he's one of the reasons I wanted to try to get swole. No joke.

NOW I'M ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A BARGE
 
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