WEB im making a site

and i fuckin suck.

http://livesearchdeals.com/

it could work well if i get this wordpress shit down....

 

pm me if you have any questions about wordpress, i have several sites using it

 

thats the greatest fucking website i have ever seen bro!

I find that if you take life in smaller goals, it will help you achieve them easier. For years I used to look at sites and think to myself, fuck yeah, I can build that shit. Then would embark on endless nights sitting up at a glowing monitor frustrated that my dreams were always out of reach. Then I realized, that if I focus my attention at different portions of the site and build that functionality as a goal then eventually, my entire site and overall goal would be met!
Then one day, I decided that porn sites was where the money would be at... but where to start. Well, I grabbed a stack of $1 and off to the local strip bar I went. It wasnt long before a petite 19 year old named "Star" was interested in working together to build our porn empire.
Star wasnt her real name, she had a miniature poodle when she was a little girl named "star" and when the sleezy bar owner told her to pick a name, she decided that degrading a long lost memory of a beutiful puppy would be suitable. So.. Star it was.
I build a brochureware site and had to get the photos. Told my wife that we needed a camera so I went out and bought a 2k DSLR and Star came over for a "photoshoot".
She arrived at our home in a heavy coat with gym clothes underneath carrying a bag with her dress clothes. We arranged our master bedroom for the lights and started shooting. Mostly clothes on and teasing photos, the wine was flowing great!
My wife was cautious about the whole endeavor but even she got into it as more wine flowed. She would ensure Star's hair was nice, makeup was perfect and he pussy was well groomed.
2 months later, my wife and star would do their "private" sessions while i was at work.
The two of them stole all the money from the website and ran off to Denver to dyke out on eachother. Those cunts even took my camera.
Yeah, fuck them.
Fuck the web.
I found that support websites for husband webmasters whos wifes ran off to suck pussy for life is where the money is. Our forum at www.fuckingcuntdykewhore.com has 3000 paid members at $4 per month.

 

im up, time for some more torture.....

i was trying to change the theme last night, i uploaded the themes into the /public_html/wp-content/themes directory but it looks like they didnt show up in wordpress. says one of them is broken...

 

this isnt offtopic

 

how do you edit a damn theme, i uploaded one but it has the wrong title name...i want to chance it...is that header? or page? or.....ugh

 

do you have aim?

 

looks alot better than what i saw this morning...

 

cant you get the feeds to show up as posts?

 

well fuck me in the ass and call me sally if there is a way to do that.

 

http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/wp-o-matic/

 

thanks man

i dont got aim i use gchat, which ahs aim...i can sign up fer one later on, i gotta deal with the kids for awhile....watchin horton hears a hoo....

 

i hear ya, i got 4 kids myself, seen it in theater, need to pck it up to add it to the video collection for the kids

 

will this work as a header?

 

or

 

damn maxx u bored?

 

fuck.....i love u

 

but even with that. i dont know how to get that shit into my theme....

see i want a theme that i can have affiliates and adsense and make meh some moneies...seeing how i just got laid off and shit.

i know it takes time, i have the want to learn tho...
i did graphic design for 6 years, then i went and got a job buffing trumpets....yes i buff trumpets...

but i havent done any graphoc design in over 5 years, none of it being web design either.

all the themes i have got uploaded seem to suck except for the one i have on there now, i dont really like it.

the one i do like i cant seem to edit it at all...like the site name and all that shit.

i been sittin here reading and shit about wordpress making myself frustrated as shit, uploaded that plugin for posts and all but i cant even get that to work, or figure out how to make it work...


i did do a site along time ago....well back in july. it was unlock3g.net it is a fucking clusterfuck, i just been trying things out and messing with the code on there, as you can see some of it came from the iphone thread....but i did figure out how to post pics....anyways....im back to reading and settin up emails, since i forgot to the other day

 

like i told you, if you get on aim, i can help you out

 

Man your on aim 24/7 ive never seen you not on lol

 

i get 4 hours of sleep a day roughly, i leave my laptop on 24/7

 

pepsi will help you out with the header, there are a couple options in wordpress, you can edit the header.php directly or place the image in the css.

 

Sweet I am gonna hit him up later if he aint busy...doin my part time right now, tryin to make ends meet...ugh

 

depends on what time, i may or may not be home, leave a message

usually mornings and nights work best