I'm talking to this girl from Tinder and she just said "free frawl" instead of "free for all"

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I was just in siesta key, had a great time. Although I brought a wife and two kids so we may have different vacations
 

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I was just in siesta key, had a great time. Although I brought a wife and two kids so we may have different vacations
Maybe, but I’m pretty boring. I don’t drink or anything so Pretty much my entire itinerary involves going to the gym on the island assuming it’s open, ordering Instacart and delivery a lot, and occasionally performing various questionable sexual acts upon any similarly sober women that I might actually be able to find in siesta key
 
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Maybe, but I’m pretty boring. I don’t drink or anything so Pretty much my entire itinerary involves going to the gym on the island assuming it’s open, ordering Instacart and delivery a lot, and occasionally performing various questionable sexual acts upon any similarly sober women that I might actually be able to find in siesta key

sarasota has IMG/bollettieri academy nearby in bradenton. also the home of the US olympic rowing training center.

gotta be a ton of young athletes nearby :kdubb:
 

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Man, this red tide shit is really fucking up my excitement for this trip. I specifically booked a place that was a few steps away from a nice private beach area at the top of the island and now it’s looking like I won’t even be able to go anywhere near the water the entire time I’m there. And I can’t cancel the trip without forfeiting pretty much the entire booking for thousands of dollars I’m about to just book a place for a few nights in Hilton head or Tybee Island maybe, somewhere at the halfway mark, and just at least enjoy myself at the beach for a couple of nights, one way or another that way. Fuckin gay ass fish man
 
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Man, this red tide shit is really fucking up my excitement for this trip. I specifically booked a place that was a few steps away from a nice private beach area at the top of the island and now it’s looking like I won’t even be able to go anywhere near the water the entire time I’m there. And I can’t cancel the trip without forfeiting pretty much the entire booking for thousands of dollars I’m about to just book a place for a few nights in Hilton head or Tybee Island baby, somewhere at the halfway mark, and just at least enjoy myself at the beach for a couple of nights, one way, or another that way. Fuckin gay ass fish man
I thought this was going to be a post about women on their periods
 

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my Bumble match/metrics game has been shit for months

I've started seeing a girl from Hinge and it might go somewhere

in the last two days I just getting matches like left and fucking right on Bumble. :rofl: I haven't been swiping on anyone on anything

on one hand i'm like whatever. on the other i'm just like :wtc: all those missed opportunities to go on shitty dates
 

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This thread needs a bump. Single boys, regale us saps in relationships with your tales of laying pipe and taming strange.
OK, bump. I need some ideas for my first siesta key Tenderoni. She wants to get coffee Monday morning and then do something after that so I’m thinking maybe go for a kayak tour and maybe a nice bike ride around, and then see where it goes from there

this one is pretty cute and has a great personality. apparently is a small time actor who had a role in some lifetime series, a couple years back, the name for which is escaping me 👀👀
 
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OK, bump. I need some ideas for my first siesta key Tenderoni. She wants to get coffee Monday morning and then do something after that so I’m thinking maybe go for a kayak tour and maybe a nice bike ride around, and then see where it goes from there

this one is pretty cute and has a great personality. apparently is a small time actor who had a role in some lifetime series, a couple years back, the name for which is escaping me 👀👀

damn dating seems exhausting
 

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Dinner and movie tonight with the girl I saw last weekend. Gonna see Cocaine Bear :rofl:

Lunch date with a new girl tomorrow. She’s really attractive but lives pretty far away, like an hour. Not sure why she’s bothering with me :dunno: She isn’t the most responsive texter, but seems friendly enough when she does message me.
 
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