Maybe, but I’m pretty boring. I don’t drink or anything so Pretty much my entire itinerary involves going to the gym on the island assuming it’s open, ordering Instacart and delivery a lot, and occasionally performing various questionable sexual acts upon any similarly sober women that I might actually be able to find in siesta keyI was just in siesta key, had a great time. Although I brought a wife and two kids so we may have different vacations
Maybe, but I’m pretty boring. I don’t drink or anything so Pretty much my entire itinerary involves going to the gym on the island assuming it’s open, ordering Instacart and delivery a lot, and occasionally performing various questionable sexual acts upon any similarly sober women that I might actually be able to find in siesta key
I thought this was going to be a post about women on their periodsMan, this red tide shit is really fucking up my excitement for this trip. I specifically booked a place that was a few steps away from a nice private beach area at the top of the island and now it’s looking like I won’t even be able to go anywhere near the water the entire time I’m there. And I can’t cancel the trip without forfeiting pretty much the entire booking for thousands of dollars I’m about to just book a place for a few nights in Hilton head or Tybee Island baby, somewhere at the halfway mark, and just at least enjoy myself at the beach for a couple of nights, one way, or another that way. Fuckin gay ass fish man
I’ll drink the blood baby let’s partyI thought this was going to be a post about women on their periods
My godShe’s gluten free and lactose intolerant too
She was nice though. Not sure if I’m feeling a romantic connection.
@mollywhop is eating Florida Man's ass right nowThis thread needs a bump. Single boys, regale us saps in relationships with your tales of laying pipe and taming strange.
This thread needs a bump. Single boys, regale us saps in relationships with your tales of laying pipe and taming strange.
OK, bump. I need some ideas for my first siesta key Tenderoni. She wants to get coffee Monday morning and then do something after that so I’m thinking maybe go for a kayak tour and maybe a nice bike ride around, and then see where it goes from thereThis thread needs a bump. Single boys, regale us saps in relationships with your tales of laying pipe and taming strange.
OK, bump. I need some ideas for my first siesta key Tenderoni. She wants to get coffee Monday morning and then do something after that so I’m thinking maybe go for a kayak tour and maybe a nice bike ride around, and then see where it goes from there
this one is pretty cute and has a great personality. apparently is a small time actor who had a role in some lifetime series, a couple years back, the name for which is escaping me 👀👀
I’m just tryina siesta pee on her facedamn dating seems exhausting
It's also cause molly doesn't drink so he has to put in effort into datesdamn dating seems exhausting
This is true alsoIt's also cause molly doesn't drink so he has to put in effort into dates
I like it.3rd (4th?) date with chest tat lat night.
going swimmingly.