I'm talking to this girl from Tinder and she just said "free frawl" instead of "free for all"

[mollywhop]

Man, I just spent the last hour talking to this woman and was getting ready to plan to meet her and she just dropped that she has two children on me

 

[Boudreaux]

Chest tat is being thirsty.

 

[rcm]

@kitty, was it you that wanted bangs?

 

[aloe]

This tight body gym chick said she swiped on me bc I’m “hella attractive” and suddenly I’m not as interested

She’s gonna fuck you and then fist pound knuckles and tell you “nice fuk sesh dude”

 

[aloe]

Chest tat is being thirsty. View attachment 308104

Ask her what the view is like when she sits on your face

 

[Janson]

@kitty, was it you that wanted bangs?

No, she said she just wanted to bang.

 

[Boudreaux]

Ask her what the view is like when she sits on your face

Don't tempt me.

 

[aloe]

Don't tempt me.

Give me her number and I’ll ask for you

 

[mollywhop]

Chest tat is being thirsty. View attachment 308104

This is relevant to my interests

 

[kitty]

No, she said she just wanted to bang.

This

 

[Aviv]

Tried setting up a date with a new Hinge chick, and she has Covid. Off to a great start

 

[Colt_Government]

Man, I just spent the last hour talking to this woman and was getting ready to plan to meet her and she just dropped that she has two children on me

Are you playing someone else's saved game?

 

[Colt_Government]

Chest tat is being thirsty. View attachment 308104

Who's taking the photo?

 

[Boudreaux]

Who's taking the photo?

She is. She's a photographer.

 

[rcm]

I'm very confused by this person.. It says she's 5'1 but she has midget proportions

 

[rcm]

 

[Boudreaux]

I dunno, would probalby always feel like i was a pedophile with that one.

 

[cjonesy22002]

I dunno, would probalby always feel like i was a pedophile with that one.

@Johnny Fever @wtu_311

 

[mollywhop]

View attachment 308187

her most irrational fear is freedom apparently

 

[rcm]

her most irrational fear is freedom apparently

I think it's because she's small enough that a large bird could pick her up

 

[rcm]

@mollywhop what should I put in my Tinder bio?

 

[skeletor25rs]

@mollywhop what should I put in my Tinder bio?

Roses are red,
Beans make me farty,
_________________________

 

[mollywhop]

@mollywhop what should I put in my Tinder bio?

you can borrow my line and say you're looking for women with quality communication and emotional intelligence

if ur lucky that might help to offset your personality

 

[rcm]

Roses are red,
Beans make me farty,
_________________________

Let me make that pussy squarty

 

[rcm]

you can borrow my line and say you're looking for women with quality communication and emotional intelligence

if ur lucky that might help to offset your personality

Ok, but what if I want to to attract regular late-20s women instead of 40 year old women who think too highly of themselves