I'm talking to this girl from Tinder and she just said "free frawl" instead of "free for all"

[mollywhop]

Ok, but what if I want to to attract regular late-20s women instead of 40 year old women who think too highly of themselves

cant help you there

 

[skeletor25rs]

Let me make that pussy squarty

Please invite me to your pants party.

 

[DizzyEdge]

I love these women that hit me with that first swipe and the first message. I should ask her to crush my head like a watermelon 👀👀

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Brian(a)

 

[mollywhop]

Unfortunately Brian A. clearly sensed my hesitation about her previously unmentioned children and unmatched me this morning.

 

[DizzyEdge]

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I'm very confused by this person.. It says she's 5'1 but she has midget proportions

Her head is sized for a body 50% bigger than hers

 

[Mrfrosty]

I think it's because she's small enough that a large bird could pick her up

Bourbon Street pigeon could pick her ass up

 

[popey]

aren't the single moms with kids easier to manage? they have to fk and get back to the kids?

 

[rcm]

aren't the single moms with kids easier to manage? they have to fk and get back to the kids?

molly likes when they stay over while he's at work

 

[Janson]

molly likes when they stay over while he's at work

So you wouldn't like to get a blow job in the middle of the day?

 

[mollywhop]

molly likes when they stay over while he's at work

yes saves money on house cleaners and pet sitters

lil life hack for ya

 

[skeletor25rs]

yes saves money on house cleaners and pet sitters

lil life hack for ya

Plus they get to know you better by going through all your shit while you’re gone.

 

[Aviv]

Jackpot? lol

 

[mollywhop]

Plus they get to know you better by going through all your shit while you’re gone.

Exactly saves a lot of time talking to each other

 

[Boudreaux]

Jackpot? lol

not bad obama.jpg

 

[rcm]

Jackpot? lol

You tryna be a step dad?

 

[Boudreaux]

Chest tat has got some serious issues man

 

[Joseph Scumsworth]

Jackpot? lol

wood

 

[mollywhop]

Chest tat has got some serious issues man

lets hear it

 

[rcm]

Chest tat has got some serious issues man

But do she fuck good

 

[Boudreaux]

lets hear it

typical daddy issues, with some anxiety, mood swings sprinkled in to taste.

But do she fuck good

I HOPE TO FIND OUT.

 

[mollywhop]

typical daddy issues, with some anxiety, mood swings sprinkled in to taste.

I HOPE TO FIND OUT.

lol you're dealing with all that and not even sleeping with her yet?

 

[mollywhop]

I am familiar with said mood swings however

 

[Boudreaux]

lol you're dealing with all that and not even sleeping with her yet?

not "dealing" with anything. Im experienced enough to read between the lines.

 

[ghost.prawn]

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I'm very confused by this person.. It says she's 5'1 but she has midget proportions

yeah does not compute. Looks like 4' 1".

 

[93rx7]

brb guise having a panik attack