I'm talking to this girl from Tinder and she just said "free frawl" instead of "free for all"

[Kafka]

I'm sorry, can u not afford a $25 McDonald's solo meal?

Thanks for asking. I pm’d you my PayPal.

 

[emanuel]

Sup Phoenix fellas anyone down to get sucked w/me tonight

 

[rcm]

going on a date to a vegan restaurant in a couple hours

she seems cool

just popped a penis pill

lfg

Did she eat your meat?

 

[emanuel]

Did she eat your meat?

nah i think she is a take it slow kind of gal

we're having pizza on tuesday

 

[aloe]

Sup Phoenix fellas anyone down to get sucked w/me tonight

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Hopefully “she” doesn’t have a beard you can feel on the other side lol

 

[emanuel]

Hopefully “she” doesn’t have a beard you can feel on the other side lol

oh no it's a dude, the other pic is of him lol

 

[rcm]

nah i think she is a take it slow kind of gal

we're having pizza on tuesday

i got u fam

Amazon just accidentally sent me this bullshit ass pizza with my grocery order

This some bullshit that @Colleen be eating.. Fake bread, fake cheese, fake meat. I'm heated.

offtopic.com

 

[emanuel]

@rcm i'm not really a closer, how do i do that

 

[Janson]

@rcm i'm not really a closer, how do i do that

 

[rcm]

@rcm i'm not really a closer, how do i do that

When it's wrapping up you just say "well that was a nice date, would you like to have sexual intercourse with my penis?"

 

[rcm]

Tbh it's easier to close when you're in walking distance of your place and neither of you has a car I don't know how I'd close if we each had to get in cars and follow each other

I just hit them with a "do you wanna go have a drink at my place?" or something similar

 

[Aviv]

43, 3 adult children(!), separated/going through divorce. Cute tho, for 43 and looks fun. Pass?

 

[popey]

nah definitely hit her up

 

[Menger]

Pardon, Is that a Canadian Goose tattoo

 

[Aviv]

Pardon, Is that a Canadian Goose tattoo

She probably works for Afflac

 

[rcm]

43, 3 adult children(!), separated/going through divorce. Cute tho, for 43 and looks fun. Pass?

To smash or for a relationship?

 

[f00l]

Pardon, Is that a Canadian Goose tattoo

Canadian here

If it is avoid. Girls with Canadian goose tats are dangerous

 

[mollywhop]

43, 3 adult children(!), separated/going through divorce. Cute tho, for 43 and looks fun. Pass?

I’ll pass on post op Kurt cobain

 

[Aviv]

To smash or for a relationship?

I’m really bad at smashing and not having it progress to relationship

 

[rcm]

I’m really bad at smashing and not having it progress to relationship

This guy falls in love after sex yall

 

[mollywhop]

I’m really bad at smashing and not having it progress to relationship

Do you also find that the women you sleep with excuse themselves to the bathroom for about 25 minutes every time you finish up?

 

[Rev. Johnny Vegas]

43, 3 adult children(!), separated/going through divorce. Cute tho, for 43 and looks fun. Pass?

Thats 43???

 

[Aviv]

Thats 43???

So is that a Pass?

 

[thegooch]

Sup Phoenix fellas anyone down to get sucked w/me tonight

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I've done that once

 

[aloe]

I've done that once

How’d he do?