I'm talking to this girl from Tinder and she just said "free frawl" instead of "free for all"

[emanuel]

last night i asked vegan girl if she wanted to come over and she said she couldn't cause she was going out with a friend but that i could join them and be their "wing man"

fellas this is what a slump looks like

 

[rcm]

going on a picnic today with a tinderoni

she's bringing sandwiches

no dick pill this time (went clothes shopping in sweatpants yesterday and was half chub the whole time...luckily i have a small penis so it didn't arouse any suspicion)

lfgggggggggg

 

[obscure/renegade]

going on a picnic today with a tinderoni

 

[emanuel]

Just got back from picnic

She got me a tuna sandwich and I ate half of it but after a bit I started to feel sweaty and sick to my stomach. Found a bathroom at the last minute and proceeded to puke my guts out (it was a public bathroom at a park in central Phoenix so this was a lovely experience)

Came back out, told her I just threw up and that I needed to go home

Laying down now and listening to Bjork…sometimes god laughs at you and you just gotta laugh right back lol

 

[rcm]

Just got back from picnic

She got me a tuna sandwich and I ate half of it but after a bit I started to feel sweaty and sick to my stomach. Found a bathroom at the last minute and proceeded to puke my guts out (it was a public bathroom at a park in central Phoenix so this was a lovely experience)

Came back out, told her I just threw up and that I needed to go home

Laying down now and listening to Bjork…sometimes god laughs at you and you just gotta laugh right back lol

I can't believe someone would bring a tuna sandwich to a date lmao

 

[sans_pants]

A tuna sandwich at a picnic🤮

 

[rcm]

A tuna sandwich at a picnic🤮

Been bakin in the Phoenix sun for a few hours.. Yum

 

[DasVWBabe]

Just got back from picnic

She got me a tuna sandwich and I ate half of it but after a bit I started to feel sweaty and sick to my stomach. Found a bathroom at the last minute and proceeded to puke my guts out (it was a public bathroom at a park in central Phoenix so this was a lovely experience)

Came back out, told her I just threw up and that I needed to go home

Laying down now and listening to Bjork…sometimes god laughs at you and you just gotta laugh right back lol

I feel like most of these women really need a goddamn logic-check app/site on some of this stuff. Like, who on earth doesn't just default to a roast beef or turkey sandwich (no mayo) for a picnic on a warm day?
Sorry you're feeling bad @emanuel, but she likely would have poisoned you eventually in some worse way.

 

[emanuel]

Been bakin in the Phoenix sun for a few hours.. Yum

I told her it was a bold choice and it was but for reasons unbeknownst to me at the moment lol

 

[Kafka]

bro I thought you lived in LA

 

[Janson]

Just got back from picnic

She got me a tuna sandwich and I ate half of it but after a bit I started to feel sweaty and sick to my stomach. Found a bathroom at the last minute and proceeded to puke my guts out (it was a public bathroom at a park in central Phoenix so this was a lovely experience)

Came back out, told her I just threw up and that I needed to go home

Laying down now and listening to Bjork…sometimes god laughs at you and you just gotta laugh right back lol

I feel so bad for laughing at this.

 

[kitty]

I told her it was a bold choice and it was but for reasons unbeknownst to me at the moment lol

I might start doing this, weed out the weak. Survivor style dating.

 

[emanuel]

bro I thought you lived in LA

Staying with a friend in Phoenix for the month while I’m between places in LA

 

[MarylandTerps]

Just got back from picnic

She got me a tuna sandwich and I ate half of it but after a bit I started to feel sweaty and sick to my stomach. Found a bathroom at the last minute and proceeded to puke my guts out (it was a public bathroom at a park in central Phoenix so this was a lovely experience)

Came back out, told her I just threw up and that I needed to go home

Laying down now and listening to Bjork…sometimes god laughs at you and you just gotta laugh right back lol

holy shit what a disaster. Were you still feeling rough after you threw up? If not, why mention that?

 

[mollywhop]

holy shit what a disaster. Were you still feeling rough after you threw up? If not, why mention that?

That lunatic packed a tuna fish sandwich for a picnic on a date, she clearly had no plans to do anything other than chain him up in the basement somewhere, so I’d say he made the right choice

@emanuel come to Asheville and we can Eiffel tower some patchouly smelling Tinderella with armpit hair

 

[Menger]

Just got back from picnic

She got me a tuna sandwich and I ate half of it but after a bit I started to feel sweaty and sick to my stomach. Found a bathroom at the last minute and proceeded to puke my guts out (it was a public bathroom at a park in central Phoenix so this was a lovely experience)

Came back out, told her I just threw up and that I needed to go home

Laying down now and listening to Bjork…sometimes god laughs at you and you just gotta laugh right back lol

 

[rcm]

@kitty pls

 

[Aviv]

Just had a lunch date with a chick from Hinge. Ate some middle eastern food and went for a walk with her dog.

Went pretty well. She suggested we do it again, so I think she didn’t notice that my fly was down at the beginning.

 

[Janson]

@kitty pls

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"I'm her for a good time, not a long time

 

[Jon91SE]

 

[aloe]

I feel like most of these women really need a goddamn logic-check app/site on some of this stuff. Like, who on earth doesn't just default to a roast beef or turkey sandwich (no mayo) for a picnic on a warm day?
Sorry you're feeling bad @emanuel, but she likely would have poisoned you eventually in some worse way.

Who on earth just doesn’t say “eat me out” in the park? I mean, seriously.

 

[rcm]

@kitty, is this fashion?

 

[Normie]

I've done that once

Did you bring a pillow for your knees?

 

[emanuel]

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@kitty, is this fashion?

Omg amber pls

 

[rcm]

Omg amber pls

She could smuggle mad snacks into a theater tho