I'm talking to this girl from Tinder and she just said "free frawl" instead of "free for all"

[Boudreaux]

Do you want to catch feelings?

If you are just wanting to boney le bone, get it straightened out now. If she can't hang with it, grit your teeth and do what's right by cutting her loose now. You can get it wet somewhere else.

If you are wanting off of the slamderella ride, allow yourself to be vulnerable and see how it goes. You might get hurt, but you might also land a badass girlfriend, or more.

This is how I've approached everyone I've dated unless it was discussed before we even meet that it was strictly casual, Like PNW girl was a month or so ago.

I'm 100% content on my own but if something exquisite comes along I'll be on board.

 

[Boudreaux]

@Boudreaux has sex once and falls in love smh

I can get sex whenever, so its def not that.

 

[frankelefritzsux]

how does she feel about adorable brown men who look like disney characters bc balu might have a chance

her other partner and I are both climbers, in shape, and (i would say) very attractive physically, soooo unless he's got some more to offer than "adorable" and "brown", he's outta luck

 

[frankelefritzsux]

Seems that way.

feelings are the fuckin best

 

[rcm]

her other partner and I are both climbers, in shape, and (i would say) very attractive physically, soooo unless he's got some more to offer than "adorable" and "brown", he's outta luck

He's got money to offer iirc

 

[obscure/renegade]

This is how I've approached everyone I've dated unless it was discussed before we even meet that it was strictly casual, Like PNW girl was a month or so ago.

I'm 100% content on my own but if something exquisite comes along I'll be on board.

Then see how the second date goes, get a read on the feels.

 

[frankelefritzsux]

He's got money to offer iirc

we have enough money, lol. not something either of us looks for in a partner

 

[I<3URANUS]

def need to make up for post hockey game tired as fuck three glasses of wine 3am boning.

I mean, if you made it past that then you're probably good.

 

[I<3URANUS]

This is how I've approached everyone I've dated unless it was discussed before we even meet that it was strictly casual, Like PNW girl was a month or so ago.

I'm 100% content on my own but if something exquisite comes along I'll be on board.

You're right that you can be happy with someone else if you're not happy with yourself but you can't be too passive either.

 

[Boudreaux]

I have my standards.

 

[Kafka]

My bad brother meant no offense I just thought “exquisite” was a funny way to say it.

 

[Boudreaux]

Don't delete your post, pussy

No offense taken.

 

[sp00n155]

Just got back from picnic

She got me a tuna sandwich and I ate half of it but after a bit I started to feel sweaty and sick to my stomach. Found a bathroom at the last minute and proceeded to puke my guts out (it was a public bathroom at a park in central Phoenix so this was a lovely experience)

Came back out, told her I just threw up and that I needed to go home

Laying down now and listening to Bjork…sometimes god laughs at you and you just gotta laugh right back lol

You ate a fucking tuna sandwich in a public park in central Phoenix what the fuck are you doing

 

[frankelefritzsux]

think i should fire up tinder in france? i'm here for 2 weeks with wife. i would love to fuck a french broad. wifey probably would too

 

[Boudreaux]

why would you not?!

 

[{hydro}]

think i should fire up tinder in france? i'm here for 2 weeks with wife. i would love to fuck a french broad. wifey probably would too

Sounds more fun than not firing up tinder in France

 

[frankelefritzsux]

Sounds more fun that not firing up tinder in France

y'all make a good point

 

[obscure/renegade]

think i should fire up tinder in france? i'm here for 2 weeks with wife. i would love to fuck a french broad. wifey probably would too

 

[Perfect Speed]

Lmao there's pros and cons to both - the cons for being single, for me, are worse than the cons of being committed.

That was not the case for years; then this unicorn showed up and wouldn't take no for an answer

That's... that's not what unicorn means ....

 

[obscure/renegade]

That's... that's not what unicorn means ....

I didn't define unicorn in that post - what I said was the cons inversed themselves when a unicorn showed up.

 

[rcm]

I didn't define unicorn in that post - what I said was the cons inversed themselves when a unicorn showed up.

A unicorn is a (single usually) female who is willing to join a partnered couple as a third

 

[obscure/renegade]

A unicorn is a (single usually) female who is willing to join a partnered couple as a third

Huh, not how we use it down south. For us it's a rare combo of qualities. TIL.

Carry on!

 

[Perfect Speed]

A unicorn is a (single usually) female who is willing to join a partnered couple as a third

Huh, not how we use it down south. For us it's a rare combo of qualities. TIL.

Carry on!

This is what I expected lol

 

[obscure/renegade]

This is what I expected lol

Yeah, I totally see why you were like EH?

 

[Menger]

A unicorn is a (single usually) female who is willing to join a partnered couple as a third

Or a 7 foot NBA player who has guard skills

Or a horsey with a pride flag

Or