I'm talking to this girl from Tinder and she just said "free frawl" instead of "free for all"

[rcm]

Or a 7 foot NBA player who has guard skills

Or a horsey with a pride flag

Or

Ok but if you see 🦄 on a tinder profile lol

 

[thegooch]

think i should fire up tinder in france? i'm here for 2 weeks with wife. i would love to fuck a french broad. wifey probably would too

did you know all this about yourself and her prior to marriage? or did y'all get married and then discuss you get pleasure by your wife getting fucked by other dudes?

 

[rcm]

55?


Would.

 

[aloe]

55?


Would.


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Eat the buddex

 

[jrmcm]

Wow who could say no

 

[frankelefritzsux]

did you know all this about yourself and her prior to marriage? or did y'all get married and then discuss you get pleasure by your wife getting fucked by other dudes?

you have no idea what you're talking about

 

[obscure/renegade]

55?


Would.


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Why wouldn't you? Unless she is a full-tilt wackadoo, I'd definitely talk to her.

 

[General_Zod]

Why wouldn't you? Unless she is a full-tilt wackadoo, I'd definitely talk to her.

That makes it even better.

 

[obscure/renegade]

That makes it even better.

That shits gets old after a couple dozen of them, especially if they are from the dumb tree.

@rcm knows of some of the wackadoos I've had around lmao

 

[General_Zod]

That shits gets old after a couple dozen of them, especially if they are from the dumb tree.

@rcm knows of some of the wackadoos I've had around lmao

It’s a right of passage to see a red flag the size of the stars and strips they use on football fields during pregame ceremonies and stomp the gas pedal in an effort to make a red light like your life depends on it because you’re about mess your drive seat.

 

[obscure/renegade]

It’s a right of passage to see a red flag the size of the stars and strips they use on football fields during pregame ceremonies and stomp the gas pedal in an effort to make a red light like your life depends on it because you’re about mess your drive seat.

Look man, I have awakened naked in the back of a pickup truck I did not own in a field that I did not recognize, have had to deal with women needing pythons in bed during sex, and have had boiling pots of rice thrown at me over the tiniest of misunderstandings. And that only scratches the surface. Absolutely no one here would believe the shit I could go on about with the women of this stripe.

I have been there, I have cracked the bones and gorged on the marrow - there is a point where it is just not worth it.

 

[rcm]

Look man, I have awakened naked in the back of a pickup truck I did not own in a field that I did not recognize, have had to deal with women needing pythons in bed during sex, and have had boiling pots of rice thrown at me over the tiniest of misunderstandings. And that only scratches the surface. Absolutely no one here would believe the shit I could go on about with the women of this stripe.

I have been there, I have cracked the bones and gorged on the marrow - there is a point where it is just not worth it.

There's always a python in bed when I'm around if u know what I'm saying

 

[General_Zod]

Look man, I have awakened naked in the back of a pickup truck I did not own in a field that I did not recognize, have had to deal with women needing pythons in bed during sex, and have had boiling pots of rice thrown at me over the tiniest of misunderstandings. And that only scratches the surface. Absolutely no one here would believe the shit I could go on about with the women of this stripe.

I have been there, I have cracked the bones and gorged on the marrow - there is a point where it is just not worth it.

Damn it. Now I want some bone marrow slathered on some good bread.

 

[DasVWBabe]

Damn it. Now I want some bone marrow slathered on some good bread.

Seriously.

 

[Kafka]

Look man, I have awakened naked in the back of a pickup truck I did not own in a field that I did not recognize, have had to deal with women needing pythons in bed during sex, and have had boiling pots of rice thrown at me over the tiniest of misunderstandings. And that only scratches the surface. Absolutely no one here would believe the shit I could go on about with the women of this stripe.

I can tell already all those women were white and they didn’t have big asses either.

There's always a python in bed when I'm around if u know what I'm saying

He said python not sickly garter snake 🐍

 

[Kafka]

Jk u alright brother?

 

[rcm]

I can tell already all those women were white and they didn’t have big asses either.

He said python not sickly garter snake 🐍

Idk the boiling pot of rice seems Latina or Vietnamese or something (idk which rice-eating Asian country's women are known for being feisty)

 

[rcm]

I mean I bet even @kitty has thrown a pot of rice at someone

 

[kitty]

I mean I bet even @kitty has thrown a pot of rice at someone

My mom told me that once she got mad at my dad wanted to dump a bowl of spaghetti over his head. She didn’t because she knew she would have to clean it up. She told me to always remember I would have to clean up the mess I made.

I did throw the dishes out of the window when we got into a fight over whose turn it was to wash the dishes. I didn’t have to clean up the alley.

 

[Aviv]

Been 2 weeks since my ex and I broke up, and we haven't talked since. We only dated a few months, so it's not like things were super serious. Thinking of sending her a text saying I hope we can still be friends (which I do).

I'm just apprehensive about breaking the ice.

 

[frankelefritzsux]

Been 2 weeks since my ex and I broke up, and we haven't talked since. We only dated a few months, so it's not like things were super serious. Thinking of sending her a text saying I hope we can still be friends (which I do).

I'm just apprehensive about breaking the ice.

Don't do this.

 

[kitty]

Been 2 weeks since my ex and I broke up, and we haven't talked since. We only dated a few months, so it's not like things were super serious. Thinking of sending her a text saying I hope we can still be friends (which I do).

I'm just apprehensive about breaking the ice.

Dick pics are cool ice breakers 👀

 

[rcm]

My mom told me that once she got mad at my dad wanted to dump a bowl of spaghetti over his head. She didn’t because she knew she would have to clean it up. She told me to always remember I would have to clean up the mess I made.

I did throw the dishes out of the window when we got into a fight over whose turn it was to wash the dishes. I didn’t have to clean up the alley.

I got in an argument with an ex about house chores, and she decided to take the milk out the fridge and dump it all over the counter. Got on floor and stuff too.

We didn't last long after that

 

[rcm]

Dick pics are cool ice breakers 👀

PM sent

 

[aloe]

Been 2 weeks since my ex and I broke up, and we haven't talked since. We only dated a few months, so it's not like things were super serious. Thinking of sending her a text saying I hope we can still be friends (which I do).

I'm just apprehensive about breaking the ice.

What a terrible idea

Why did y’all break up?