I got completely shit faced tonight, got in full mopp gear, hiked 2 miles to the gas station with my flak, pack, and kelvar, to the gas station, saluted the clerk, and ran head first into trash cans on my way back home. I taught 2 of my friends how to call in a med evac and they fireman carried me back to the apartment. Someone kick me out of the Marines. Completely childish. But fun .