Alright, so here's the situation- my best friend of 6~ years (maybe more, can't really remember) is dating a succubus. We (Me and all of his friends I know) all hate her. All of us, completely fucking hate this bitch. She's self-absorbed, annoying, unattractive, and just generally intolerable. My friend (Henceforth referred to as Shaun) can do much better than his gf (Henceforth referred to as Slut), he's muscular, generally attractive and etc. The chick really isn't all that hot at all, I've seen her naked several times (Alcohol was involved) and if anything she makes your dick shrivel up. There is absolutely nothing about this chick that's even remotely attractive. No personality, not hot, etc. Example- Shaun and Kevin were going to hang out and play a game called Guilty Gear, they rarely play and finally got together to play it. When Shaun, Kevin and Slut enter the house Slut b-lines it to the PS2, plugs in Oden Sphere (A single player game) and proceeds to play it for about half an hour while they watch. At this point Kevin has had enough of her selfish bullshit, tells Shaun he's leaving, and Slut sighs and forfeits the system. About ten minutes later Slut gets Shaun to leave. Similar situation, one day I came home around midnight and Shaun/Slut are just kind of sitting on my couch (No call, no notice) playing guitar hero. I'm wondering wtf is going on, wait until she finishes a song and ask for the guitar to play one. She ignores me, in my own fucking house, on my own fucking game, and plays another. Then after this I'm becoming visibly intolerant of her bs, she yields the guitar and whisks Shaun out of the house. It's impossible to do anything with Shaun without Slut invariably being brought along, and she seriously ruins the fun of doing stuff. Talks during movies, saying heinously stupid things, sucks at conversation during dinner, etc. Generally she just sucks the fun out of everything. For the past 6 months he's been dating this bitch and none of us have done anything. We pretty much conclude that if we say anything, Shaun will take Slut's side and we'll never see him again until they break up. However, as it stands, we rarely if ever see him, so that doesn't seem like much of a loss. My question is- what would you do? I mean if I don't say anything I'm pretty much never going to see him, and occasionally I'll have to put up with her presence (We mutually hate each other and make it fairly obvious when around each other). Typically if Shaun or Slut are organizing something, I don't get invited, they arranged a "big dinner with all their friends" awhile back and literally invited everyone but me, they invited one of my roomates that doesn't even hang out with them and not me. However, if I do say something, chances are... I'll never see him again, because he WILL take her side. Oh, more backstory, she pretty much straight up told him she cheated on him, several times, and he said he "had to learn to deal with it." What the fuck do I do about this bitch? If I linked him this thread and he saw my feelings regarding said slut I'd probably never talk to him again, although he takes my word as gospel on literally anything else. I'm fed up with her, but I don't know how to go about this in a manner that doesn't permanently fuck stuff up.