IS anyone going to make the SimpliSafe social distancing sweater?

[phatguy88]

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I would but I don't have a 3d printer. Or skills.

 

[garbagemanlb]

No need for that with a face like yours.

 

[garbagemanlb]

jk man u alright

 

[phatguy88]

No need for that with a face like yours.

 

[Sean6293]

lol i want one

 

[phatguy88]

I'll pay @whatever to make it for me

 

[Snake Pliskin]

I wanna see the safe distance while fucking sweater.

 

[whatever]

I'll pay @whatever to make it for me

I only work in 2x4s and hot glue. hope its comfy enough for you. plz prepay $750 or 600tb in hard drive space

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

This belongs in the dystopic thread

 

[chornelium]

just carry and whip this out to 6' when ppl approach and be like whoa there

 

[Sp33dealer]

Fuck those guys they blast me with multiple emails a day

I need to block them

 

[motorola]

The stick works better.

 

[phatguy88]

Fuck those guys they blast me with multiple emails a day

I need to block them

Can't you just hit the unsubscribe button like a normal person?

 

[phatguy88]

The stick works better.

I prefer this distance from people tbh

 

[Sp33dealer]

Can't you just hit the unsubscribe button like a normal person?

Now that you save that I think I did that lol

Either way they were annoying af

 

[Super Dolemite]

just carry and whip this out to 6' when ppl approach and be like whoa there

I’m gonna start doing that

 

[Joe Pesci’s Shinebox]

No need for that with a face like yours.

 

[Weapon X]

Should be an ugly facemask this year