ENT STYLE Is there anything more ridiculous than cologne/perfume commercials?

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.chris

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this one keeps playing on amazon prime it's god awful. probably appeals to guys who are into prada cologne tho lmao



Haha that’s not even that egregious. Could pass for a watch commercial too.


This one tho:


In the bleak early morning I will race against this horse by foot and by water.
 

Leah

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All I can think of with that Richard Madden one and fucking punching a wall of water is "Moisture is the essence of wetness" :rofl:
 

Thumpin'Ram

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I love them. They make me feel like I'm dumb, and since I'm incredibly insecure, I pretend like they make sense, and they're a form of artistic expression that dumb people just don't get.. So I buy the cologne to make it appear like I'm above everyone else, but I realize that I'm not an immigrant so I throw it in the trash. Genius marketing
 

wildflower

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this one keeps playing on amazon prime it's god awful. probably appeals to guys who are into prada cologne tho lmao


Hi. Why don't you call me Jake. Here I am, alone on a boat of some kind that probably takes five or six people to operate correctly.
And when I'll all alone, there in the middle of the South Pacific during what looks like fucking hurricane's about to hit,
you know what? I want to smell good. I wear Prada Cologne. I don't care if it's raining, or the wind is howling like a motherfucker,
I want to smell good. Why? Just because.
 

Bobby Ballsack

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Jun 22, 2001
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Hi. Why don't you call me Jake. Here I am, alone on a boat of some kind that probably takes five or six people to operate correctly.
And when I'll all alone, there in the middle of the South Pacific during what looks like fucking hurricane's about to hit,
you know what? I want to smell good. I wear Prada Cologne. I don't care if it's raining, or the wind is howling like a motherfucker,
I want to smell good. Why? Just because.

To be fair, Luna Rossa Ocean does smell very good.
 

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