ENT STYLE Is there anything more ridiculous than cologne/perfume commercials?

[.chris]

These come to mind off the top of my head. Please post your favorites and we will discuss.





“I love you”
“Prove it!”
-Leaps off bridge-

 

[dorkultra]

lol i was hoping to see the johnny depp one

 

[Lester Burnham]

this one keeps playing on amazon prime it's god awful. probably appeals to guys who are into prada cologne tho lmao

 

[.chris]

this one keeps playing on amazon prime it's god awful. probably appeals to guys who are into prada cologne tho lmao

Haha that’s not even that egregious. Could pass for a watch commercial too.


This one tho:


In the bleak early morning I will race against this horse by foot and by water.

 

[.chris]

 

[mollywhop]

Yes

Eharmony commercials

 

[FlyNReeLow]

this thread

 

[deegan]

Car commercials

 

[bender]

those ads that come up on your cellphone apps are pretty bad

 

[Leah]

 

[Leah]

All I can think of with that Richard Madden one and fucking punching a wall of water is "Moisture is the essence of wetness"

 

[Thumpin'Ram]

I love them. They make me feel like I'm dumb, and since I'm incredibly insecure, I pretend like they make sense, and they're a form of artistic expression that dumb people just don't get.. So I buy the cologne to make it appear like I'm above everyone else, but I realize that I'm not an immigrant so I throw it in the trash. Genius marketing

 

[XO]

I think I have it skipped to the cologne section

 

[Newt]

 

[.chris]

Viktor & ROFL imo

 

[Newt]

Viktor & ROFL imo

I was very confused as to why youtube was pushing a gay porn ad until the reveal.

 

[.chris]

 

[Weapon X]

Is there anything more ridiculous than actually using it?

 

[Snake Pliskin]

They are dumb as hell.

 

[wildflower]

this one keeps playing on amazon prime it's god awful. probably appeals to guys who are into prada cologne tho lmao

Hi. Why don't you call me Jake. Here I am, alone on a boat of some kind that probably takes five or six people to operate correctly.
And when I'll all alone, there in the middle of the South Pacific during what looks like fucking hurricane's about to hit,
you know what? I want to smell good. I wear Prada Cologne. I don't care if it's raining, or the wind is howling like a motherfucker,
I want to smell good. Why? Just because.

 

[Bobby Ballsack]

Hi. Why don't you call me Jake. Here I am, alone on a boat of some kind that probably takes five or six people to operate correctly.
And when I'll all alone, there in the middle of the South Pacific during what looks like fucking hurricane's about to hit,
you know what? I want to smell good. I wear Prada Cologne. I don't care if it's raining, or the wind is howling like a motherfucker,
I want to smell good. Why? Just because.

To be fair, Luna Rossa Ocean does smell very good.

 

[TheEvil1]

the people who wear it and think it smells good are worse

 

[wildflower]

the people who wear it and think it smells good are worse

I remember in my era, people wore English Leather or Brut.

From the moment you walked into my dorm at Ohio State, you smelled Lysol, English Leather, cafeteria food, all with a strong semen base note.

 

[chickenfcker]

Holy gay

(I have the original spice bomb)

Paco rabane ones are terrible as well

MACYS’ YOUR FRAGRANCE DESTINATION

 

[wildflower]

Gays need their fragrances as much - nay, more - than the rest of us.